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I'm figuring out what to do for my almost-girlfriend's christmas present! Today she gave me a painting she did, it's absolutely wonderful and everything. I was planning to get her a couple of The Cure albums and something else, probably homemade. I'm trying to figure out what.

I'm not hugely artistically talented. I'd make her a kazoo but I've already done that >.< And I'm not really sure. Something a bit whacky, you know? Anything you guys have done in the past that's worked out good?

I really appreciate the help. Muchos sex for anyone who helps or tries to :>

But yeah, she's super arty and very shy and everything. That enough information? She likes art and literature especially, and to an extent music and theatre.

THANKS!!
#2
No, that's stupid. I'm not into her books/painters, it'd be the most fake thing ever.
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#8
what is a KAZOO?
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#9
If you guys share any personal jokes, you could play on that. I remember 2 years ago, my to-be girlfriend and I shared a joke about penguins, and so I got her penguin-related things. Something like that. Or if you're serious about it, compile all your emails and texts, and bind them nicely. I think would be quite touching.

Hope that helps.

-Adam
#11
give her flowers and chogludz. girls love that kinda sh*te.


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#13
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go to the realationship thread.

Why do people always come to the Pit about this crap?


Because the Relationship thread isn't in the Pit
#15
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give her flowers and chogludz. girls love that kinda sh*te.


popcorn trick.


Ah, I see what you did there.

And I like it.
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i just got the boss mt-2 metal zone pedal today. i got the adapter for it but how do i know if its charging?
#16
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Just give you're almost-girlfriend a box wrapped up to look like a present.

That's an almost-present.




makes sense though.

EDIT:

hang on...

how can you have an "almost girlfriend"? does it require legal paper work now?
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#17
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Because the Relationship thread isn't in the Pit



yeah after i typed that i noticed what i said
#18
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I'm figuring out what to do for my almost-girlfriend's christmas present! Today she gave me a painting she did, it's absolutely wonderful and everything. I was planning to get her a couple of The Cure albums and something else, probably homemade. I'm trying to figure out what.

I'm not hugely artistically talented. I'd make her a kazoo but I've already done that >.< And I'm not really sure. Something a bit whacky, you know? Anything you guys have done in the past that's worked out good?

I really appreciate the help. Muchos sex for anyone who helps or tries to :>

But yeah, she's super arty and very shy and everything. That enough information? She likes art and literature especially, and to an extent music and theatre.

THANKS!!



What?


But if she's just a "demi"-girlfriend just ask her out?
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#19
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It is a musical instrument that looks like a crack pipe.

EDIT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

It's the samll thingy attached to the headstock of the ukele/keyboard/whatever.


ooohh sounds like my kind of thing
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#20
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Why do people always come to the Pit about this crap?

The replies you get in Songwriting & Lyrics just ain't the same.
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#21
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Ah, I see what you did there.

And I like it.


considers sigging first realised praise in the pit...
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#22
what freedom_stains or corruption said. surely getting a bit of your meat would be a substantial present for her?
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#23
^haha nice
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#25
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write her a song with poetic lyrics referencing to her favourite books and painters

Dr. Seuss style.
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#27
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What?


But if she's just a "demi"-girlfriend just ask her out?

This is exactly what I was thinking. Maybe work it into your present? That could be potentially be lame but maybe she'll think its cute.

She opens present. Sees card inside. Reads card. She says "yes." Sex.
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This is exactly what I was thinking. Maybe work it into your present? That could be potentially be lame but maybe she'll think its cute.

She opens present. Sees card inside. Reads card. She says "yes." Sex.

Or he finds out she's a lesbian. That's what I'm hoping for, I need some excitement in my life.
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#29
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Or he finds out she's a lesbian. That's what I'm hoping for, I need some excitement in my life.


yes that would be funny to!
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#30
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Just give you're almost-girlfriend a box wrapped up to look like a present.

That's an almost-present.



You win.
#31
Wait, DEMI GF? So she's half a normal girlfriend... Thats' gotta cause some problems, but I guess it has its' plus sides too
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Ahm... I'll go with a cheap-ass bit o' jewellery - Gals are like crows, they like Shiny things - And at least if it doesn't cost a fortune, it doesn't look like you're trying too hard & still her as a pal rather than a source of Booty calls
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#33
Almost-girlfriend? So what is she?
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#36
A little explanation: We like eachother a lot, but we're totally disorganised and hugely busy over christmas. She's got a 10-day art piece to do as an entrance requirement for university, and I've got 5 exams in january (I think she has two)...

So yeah, it's basically a case of "we should go out once we have a little time", otherwise it'll just be a sporodic and fairly emotionally-draining see-eachother-every-now-and-again, which will be silly. I'm prepared to wait, y'know?

I make kazoo's out of crayola markers. They're pretty cool, I'll find a picture in a minute.
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A little explanation: We like eachother a lot, but we're totally disorganised and hugely busy over christmas. She's got a 10-day art piece to do as an entrance requirement for university, and I've got 5 exams in january (I think she has two)...

So yeah, it's basically a case of "we should go out once we have a little time", otherwise it'll just be a sporodic and fairly emotionally-draining see-eachother-every-now-and-again, which will be silly. I'm prepared to wait, y'know?

I make kazoo's out of crayola markers. They're pretty cool, I'll find a picture in a minute.

Just because you're busy doesn't mean you can't have a girlfriend...

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
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#39
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If you guys share any personal jokes, you could play on that. I remember 2 years ago, my to-be girlfriend and I shared a joke about penguins, and so I got her penguin-related things. Something like that. Or if you're serious about it, compile all your emails and texts, and bind them nicely. I think would be quite touching.

Hope that helps.

-Adam


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#40
Entire Emperor discography.


Ok, that's what I want. But it's basically the same.
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