#1
all purely capitalized words are screams

sorry for being extremely grim and mean about santa.


there he rides of in his demonic sleigh
ITS SANTA! ITS SANTA!
ripping the merchants and tramps to pieces
ITS SANTA! ITS SANTA!
oh my god down in the valley of death
ITS SANTA! ITS SANTA!
MERRY CHRISTMAS F*CKERS HAVE A NICE F*CKING NEW YEAR
sit by the candle light
do not ever close your eyes....

(laughter)
who are ye to cross my path?
Im but Robert Head ,"the kid with the annoying laugh"
do you want to hang from a tree?
merry christmas, don't f*ck with me

(chops Santa's head off)

SANTA'S DEAD! SANTA'S DEAD!
happy hanukkah
we are the guardians of the night
we took down santa without a fight

merry christmas f*ckers........

END


hey guys if yourr offended im sorry but i think its pretty funny

its also a 1st draft :P