#1
what should i get for my friend as a bday gift?..


Edit: shes a girl by the way..
Last edited by cube30 at Dec 20, 2008,
#6
Rape.


***EDIT: Rape her, give her the gift of a child!
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#7
Knock her front teeth out, much cheaper than a gift
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Knock her front teeth out, much cheaper than a gift


wow..great gift buddy..
#10
An inflatable sex doll, she will never be lonely again
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#11
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wow..great gift buddy..


That's why I have so many friends
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#12
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Knock her front teeth out, much cheaper than a gift

Then you know what to get her for Christmas too.
#13
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An inflatable sex doll, she will never be lonely again


sex doll?..oh sure..good idea..
#15
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Then you know what to get her for Christmas too.


new teeth? a trip to the dentist?..no no..a whole lotta pain?..rite?..
#16
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new teeth? a trip to the dentist?..no no..a whole lotta pain?..rite?..

Her two front teeth! BA-DUM TSSH!
#17
Ha, fantastic ideas. I'd like to ask you all how many of you have actually given a girl one of those things.
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#19
Search 'liek reeli hot guy' on google images, find the best one.
Frame it, give it to her.
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#21
Sorry I can't think of any present now, I'm too concentated reading the wall of text you posted describing of your friend.
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#22
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Then you know what to get her for Christmas too.


Nothing, just completely ignore her, otherwise she'll start expecting nice things... Actually if you really feel the need to acknowledge her for xmas I suppose you could drag her down some stairs by her hair, only do it once though, otherwise she'll get needy
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#26
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Please, be more vague


+1.

So far, all we know is that she is female. That doesn't help us out a lot.

Some of her hobbies/interests would be good to know.

And if you don't know what her hobbies/interests are you need to:

1. Become a better friend.
2. Buy her chocolates. All women love chocolates.
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#27
lets see now interest?..shopping, getting her nails done..shopping..and i think it would have to

be more shopping..yeah..hobbies?..i have no idea all i know is she shops like crazy