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#1
Hey!

Um, ok...so maggots, me(Black Amendment) and Fassa Albrecht are getting e-married!
This, is the "official" thread(seriously, there is no such thing as an 'official thread', so lay off!) all about it. We are running short on some, er, people that are needed for weddings, so if anybody wants a job, feel free to tell us what it is that you want to do. Pastor, best man; you name it, we need it. Also, feel free to make any suggestions for the thread. We are still kind of working out the kinks(we didn't get much time to think this over) so any help is appreciated. You can just leave a congrats, or w/e too, if you'd like. I won't tolerate any mean or unnecessary messages. Today is a happy day, so be happy!

Thanks to any support/help, and enjoy the wedding!
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#2
Gay.
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#7
No.

Don't be stupid.

EDIT: You have to be some kind of gay to even think about doing something this retarded. Do people have no shame anymore?
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#9
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Can I be your best man?

Oh, and congratulations.


Of course! And thank you!


What? Seriously?...

What?...

Can I crash it in my thong and bow tie combo and pelvic thrust the guests?


Be my guest.
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#10
Why? How? Wat?

C....congrats?
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#11
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#12
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What? Seriously?...

What?...

Can I crash it in my thong and bow tie combo and pelvic thrust the guests?


You better do it.
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#13
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What? Seriously?...

What?...

Can I crash it in my thong and bow tie combo and pelvic thrust the guests?


+1 this e-wedding is going down

EDIT: dibs on pastor (before i crash it of course)
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#14
ok...
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#16
uhh... im slightly confused. why an e-wedding? how did this idea come about?

but congrats anyway.
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#17
I'm assuming this is just a sort of joke. Seeing as you're only about 15 years old anyway. This is still the stupidest thing I've heard in a long time. This is far worse then online dating. But, uh, not trying to kill the mood so...congratulations...I guess...yeah!

Congrats!
#19
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Oh it's so going down.


You have your thong ready?
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#20
Good luck with having that in your e-house.

EDIT: I looked at your DOB- Fassa's a paedophile.
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#28
may i throw the stag deu?
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Wow.

This is deep
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Was the pun intended?
Actually no

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#29
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why don't you go outside instead?


Yeah, this.

Go smoke some pot or something, take you back to reality. I tihnk you've spent to much time playing world of warcraft.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#31
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I'm assuming this is just a sort of joke. Seeing as you're only about 15 years old anyway. This is still the stupidest thing I've heard in a long time. This is far worse then online dating. But, uh, not trying to kill the mood so...congratulations...I guess...yeah!

Congrats!


No **** it's a joke, man. Can't a person have a little fun once in a while? If you aren't trying to kill the mood, then please do not post messages like that. Is it that hard to comprehend? Expect a friend request in the near future.

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#33
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No **** it's a joke, man. Can't a person have a little fun once in a while? If you aren't trying to kill the mood, then please do not post messages like that. Is it that hard to comprehend? Expect a friend request in the near future.



Fassa is 20, and you're 15. There's nothing funny about that.
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#34
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#35
seriously.. wut is going on.


are you serious?? this is rl gay maaan.

i'll be the person that runs in at the last minute when the vicar guy goes "does anybody object"
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#36
So you're Fassa's next E-Husband?

Just to warn you her last one was found dead in a ditch with his crotch and head missing.

They still havent been found.....

<_<

>_>

Good luck though.


*her last E-husbands name was Skullbolt, he's on here...or USED to be...

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#37
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Fassa is 20, and you're 15. There's nothing funny about that.


Well, my point is that this is an E-WEDDING. I am not retarded. I know how old Fassa is, and I know how old I am. This is purely for fun.

And, I would love to go outside while it is pouring rain and 14 degrees
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#39
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Well, my point is that this is an E-WEDDING. I am not retarded. I know how old Fassa is, and I know how old I am. This is purely for fun.

And, I would love to go outside while it is pouring rain and 14 degrees


Are you saying that paedophilia is ok if it's on the internet?

You sicken me.
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#40
Quote by black amendment
Well, my point is that this is an E-WEDDING. I am not retarded. I know how old Fassa is, and I know how old I am. This is purely for fun.

And, I would love to go outside while it is pouring rain and 14 degrees


Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
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