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#1
last night i was at a party alone with this super hot girl (actually a friend) and we were flirting bla bla, anyways i had the PERFECT opportunity to kiss her or "escalate" more with her but for some stupid reason, i didnt... my mind was like blocked, maybe because the redirection of blood flow to somewhere else ....anyways now i HATE!!!!myself for not doing so.. next time we meet ill make sure i get the job done

anyone feel me? i just wanna feel understood
#4
Vagina.

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#5
grow a dick
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#6
Just talk to her later. I think this thread is pointless.
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#7
That happens to me a lot and I'll be like why didn't I say that or why didn't I do this.

It happens from not having the time to think things over.
#8
Call her up again and ask to watch a movie and make your move again.


And 'your move' meaning whip out your penis.
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#9
Whoopee-fucking-doo


Get some real problems, THEN i might throw some sympathy your way.
#10
that happened to me once before then the very next time i saw her without saying anything to her i kissed her

and now we're dating lol
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#11
first post says it all

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#12
yeya.. just need to get into that situation.(me i mean )
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#14
Aw that same thing happened to me last weekend, except she wasn't just a friend and we ended up making out. So never mind, the exact opposite happened to me.
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#16
I Hate Myself are a good band, that's what I thought of when I saw this thread.

For it to not be spam, sucks but move on.
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#18
Good to know, this shall be useful in years to come ... btw do you know your profile has a blog feature where less failing occurs?

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Aw that same thing happened to me last weekend, except she wasn't just a friend and we ended up making out. So never mind, the exact opposite happened to me.


#19
Thats pretty funny, cause I hate you to.
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#20
You actually did the right thing. Let her make the move. But you have to make her make the move if you get what I'm trying to say. If she is the one who makes the move she will always want to make sure you still like her. Btw, whatever you do, never stop talking with other girls. Never. Thats a big no, no. Next time she sees you, stand and flirt with another girl (just a bit casual, don't drool over her). Let her know she's not the only girl there is. Now I'm also assuming you know her a bit and you have been flirting with EACHOTHER a few times before.

/end serious post


Grow a pair.
#21
i understand
ive had so many oportunities like that with the girl i love
but she knows me and i know that if i kiss her i will destroy our friendship
so im just her friend and nothing else
Hola.
#22
I got drunk at a party last weekend with my girlfriend and my other friend and then 2 days later my girlfriend dumped me for my bestfriend. ugh.
Ok.
#23
The Pit is the last place to tell your woes. No matter what they, you'll only get:
1.Dick in a can
2. Kill yourself
3. Grow a penis
4. You call that a problem?

Fortunately, all problems may be mended with these answers.
#24
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grow a dick


i think the fact he was in the process of doing so was the main problem for him which brought about the genesis of this thread
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#25
Yeah I'm feeling you. I don't like you much either.
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#26
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i was at a party alone


****e party.
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#27
ahhh happens to the best of us, nothing to worry about as long as you played it pretty cool all night and didnt make a fool of yourself it could work out even better for you
#28
poor you, I had my work drinks two nights ago and I made out with a 28 year old co-worker who has a baby. I'm 18.
My friends are all like ZOMG that's so hot, but I think it's kinda weird
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#29
grow a pair ur lucky girls even talk to u, some of us arnt that lucky
#30
I was in a similar situation once. Except she was my best friend's ex and that's why I didn't do it.
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#31
Relashunzhips Threadz0r.
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#33
pics or it didnt happen!
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#34
I get the feeling TS posted this just to show off his "super hot friend" and that he could have "got some" except all his blood was supposedly rushing to his erection, therefore stopping him from the act of "getting some" from his "super hot friend".

you sir are a CONQUEROR of the opposite sex congratulations on being a SEX GOD, holy **** I am just gonna fap to the mental image of your sexual conquests.


Edit-- Jk, though, well, sort of. Anyway, it happens to everyone don't worry, that situation wouldn't have presented itself unless she was a bit attracted for you at the least anyway. so go for whatever you are doing... unless it's rape, then I can only give you e-cookies.
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#35
Meh, at least she was there.

I went to a party last night expecting to meet up with a girl and she never made it to the party.

I ended up smoking a lot of weed and then playing beer tennis with some friends. It was fun, but it would've been better if she had been there and we had gotten baked and just gotten to know each other.

Beer tennis = ****ing hard to do.
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#36
Meh, at least she was there.

I went to a party last night expecting to meet up with a girl and she never made it to the party.

I ended up smoking a lot of weed and then playing beer tennis with some friends. It was fun, but it would've been better if she had been there and we had gotten baked and just gotten to know each other.

Beer tennis = ****ing hard to do.


I can never play that game when Im pissed. I dont have the patience for it..
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#38
Oh, shi-

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#40
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I can never play that game when Im pissed. I dont have the patience for it..


Patience? I didn't have the reaction time.

This is how we did it:


We divided a small room with a sideways mattress on the floor, then we hit a ball (about the size of a ping-pong ball but heavier) back and forth using encyclopedias.

It got intense as hell. The ball could ricochet off the wall and as long as it landed inside bounds it was good. You had to drink one beer per every 10 points you had against you.
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