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VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#3
um...
Quote by NGD1313
Yes, my mom walked in on me getting my carrot skinned.

So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.


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Win


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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#5
The acordian was the best HAHA!!!
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i made my cat give me a blowjob..... it sucked i have giant bite marks on my fap stick .....



I don't know how two girls could have sex... Unless they scissor or something
#8
"it used to be pr0n" put into video = epicness
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#11
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I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.


A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
#12
You, my good sir have dissapointed me. I just got unbanned and i looked at you're thread, expectant and in need of Pitness, and all i got was this.


What has happened in the last 45 days?!
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#13
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You, my good sir have dissapointed me. I just got unbanned and i looked at you're thread, expectant and in need of Pitness, and all i got was this.


What has happened in the last 45 days?!


Not even a small lol?

#16
amazing vid, whole new perspective on things to relate to porn in my everyday.
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson

FUCK YOU DIME!

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Get 'Cliff is Angry. So so angry' on your ass.

Edit: Then take pictures and send me them.



Genetically engineered and raised by wolverines DAVE MUSTAINE...
#20
omfg the bass bit!
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!