I have one serious mother ****ing cold. Resort to help from a witch-doctor?

#2
cocaine, it'll dry you right out, and you'll plain forget that you feel crappy, until you come down
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#4
cut the tendons behind the knees, that should stop the sucker from running
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Good shout.

Also, while the cocaine sounds like a plan, I'm a student with no cash whatsoever..
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cocaine, it'll dry you right out, and you'll plain forget that you feel crappy, until you come down

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cut the tendons behind the knees, that should stop the sucker from running


Or the Achilles.
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Good shout.

Also, while the cocaine sounds like a plan, I'm a student with no cash whatsoever..


Have you forgotten the sacred student mantra?

"If you can't cope: coke. If you can't coke: speed"
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#16
I've had a continuous cold for over 8 months, the doctors said it was normal and I'll get better, that was 3 months ago. Boo-fucking-hoo
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#17
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I've had a continuous cold for over 8 months, the doctors said it was normal and I'll get better, that was 3 months ago. Boo-fucking-hoo


Shut the **** up. I'm not moaning, I'm simply asking if anybody knows any quick fixes or whatever. There are a **** lot of people on this forum. A HUGE amount of collective knowledge. Why the **** not ask.

Actually get ****ed.
#18
steam room
sauna
spicy foods
go excercize as bad as that sounds.

all these make you sweat. when you sweat, you excreet all the bad stuff in your body. same with taking a leak. so drink lots, sweat, and pee. repeat
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#19
Shoot yourself in the face. You won't have a runny nose any more, because you won't have a nose. Won't that be a load off your mind?
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#21
rub some fresh wasabi on the top of your mouth or up your nose if your real desperate
it burns like crazy but it works
fight the power... with peace

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Pox!
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Oh man, I tell you, BMTH have got me in all sorts of pickles. So I was hanging out with these cool kids and one of them says "Dude, do you like BMTH?", and I was like "YEAH! I just got the new one, and it's SO good! I love the Mumakils they can take down any structure in no time, but the orcs are seriously annoying".

Turns out they weren't into Battle For Middle Earth II after all. It was weird because one of them had what looked like a clip on visor made of hair which I assumed was to keep the glare off his monitor, but I guess not.
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Oh man, I tell you, BMTH have got me in all sorts of pickles. So I was hanging out with these cool kids and one of them says "Dude, do you like BMTH?", and I was like "YEAH! I just got the new one, and it's SO good! I love the Mumakils they can take down any structure in no time, but the orcs are seriously annoying".

Turns out they weren't into Battle For Middle Earth II after all. It was weird because one of them had what looked like a clip on visor made of hair which I assumed was to keep the glare off his monitor, but I guess not.

Hahahaha. The only problem with that is that i said i spelled out the entire band name. If i typed the acronym though, that would have been perfect
#27
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cut the tendons behind the knees, that should stop the sucker from running

huh wat
#28
^Cut the tendons and it will stop his nose from "running". Haha
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huh wat

its a pun fool
fight the power... with peace

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Pox!
#33
stick pieces of toilet paper or tissues up your nose and breathe through your mouth. works every time.
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#34
Drink lots and lots of fluids. It doesnt matter what fluid, just drink lots. I had a cold a few days ago, but i got rid of it by doing this. Hope it helps
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#35
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Shut the **** up. I'm not moaning, I'm simply asking if anybody knows any quick fixes or whatever. There are a **** lot of people on this forum. A HUGE amount of collective knowledge. Why the **** not ask.

Actually get ****ed.


overeaction much?
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#36
If you have a cough, which I presume you do, pour lots of boiling water into a big Pyrex bowl. Put your head over it and inhale the steam for a few minutes. It clears your throat excellently.
#37
Vicks.

Best thing for colds.
I have a tampon-shaped inhalor up my nose right now...
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#39
naaahhhhh witch doctors will fill you with herbal **** and silly words. just sleep and drink lucozade, not water.
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#40
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rub some fresh wasabi on the top of your mouth or up your nose if your real desperate
it burns like crazy but it works


I thought I was the only one who used that trick. I put a spoonfull of wasabi on my tongue, half swallow it, then blow it out through my nose. Fucking brutal but it does get the job done. You can breathe afterwards. I recommend combining this with strong coffee, sudafed and any other available painkillers and stimulants. I've used this when I felt too sick to move but had a few hundred K's of driving ahead of me.
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