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#1
a jellyfish tentacle brushed against my leg 30 mins ago, anyone know any good solutions?

edit: to the stinging that is
#8
Ammonia? A.K.A Pee on your leg.
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#9
Pee on it.
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#10
White vinegar. Trust me, I'm New Jersian.
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#11
I was actually, honestly, gonna say "pee on it", but I just feel dirty now.
#13
You need to urinate on it. Urine apparently has ammonia of some kind which cures the symptoms.
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#14
Ammonia.
Windex would be fine.
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#17
What kind of jellyfish was it?
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#20
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Get your sister to pee on it.


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#21
poo on it...yeah.
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#22
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Ammonia.
Windex would be fine.

I see what you did there. Windex fixes anything.
#23
This reminds me...

On youtube, there is a video of a guy who's just been stung by one of those really dangerous jellyfish(portoguise warship or whatever it's called)

And he's lying on the ground on the beach and then one of his female friends comes over and shouts:

"I HAVE TO PEE ON IT!"
Then she stands over him and pisses him in the face...
The guy was like: "WTF?!"


I'll see if I can find it...

EDIT: Found it!

Although it seems kinda fake...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrGFKLYgYkE
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#24
Ammonia
peeing on your leg is an offshore solution when ammonia isnt avaliable
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#26
HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT, AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT CILLIT BANG! LIMESCALE, RUST, GROUND-IN DIRT JELLYFISH STINGS? THEY'RE A CHALLENGE FOR SOME HOUSEHOLD CLEANERS, BUT NOT CILLIT BANG!

Cillit bang!

...Or is "jellyfished" just what you kids are calling it these days?
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#27
PISS ON THAT ****ING THING!!!!

and props to whoever posted
tentacruel lol
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#28
dont trust the kid from new jersey, he's evil, they all are...
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Found this quite funny.


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#32
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This reminds me...

On youtube, there is a video of a guy who's just been stung by one of those really dangerous jellyfish(portoguise warship or whatever it's called)

And he's lying on the ground on the beach and then one of his female friends comes over and shouts:

"I HAVE TO PEE ON IT!"
Then she stands over him and pisses him in the face...
The guy was like: "WTF?!"


I'll see if I can find it...

EDIT: Found it!

Although it seems kinda fake...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrGFKLYgYkE


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#33
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dont trust the kid from new jersey, he's evil, they all are...

At least we don't have to DRIVE down the shore. OHH SNAP.
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#34
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HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT, AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT CILLIT BANG! LIMESCALE, RUST, GROUND-IN DIRT JELLYFISH STINGS? THEY'RE A CHALLENGE FOR SOME HOUSEHOLD CLEANERS, BUT NOT CILLIT BANG!

Cillit bang!


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#35
Get R. Kelly to piss on you


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#36
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dont trust the kid from new jersey, he's evil, they all are...



Thank you sir.
#40
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Pee on it


Oh wait, you pee on the jellyfish? I had it wrong...
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