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#1
every night they keep me awake with their screaming and slamming around. its like a ****ing circus! the whole goddamn neighborhood can hear it! i dont know how they get so loud. the first time it happened i was like WHAT THE **** and looked out there. BAD IDEA, the goddamn window was open. i can not remove the picture from my mind. what do i say to them to get them to stop? i havent slept for weeks!
HALP
#6
join in?
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#7
....ahahahaha.

They're old, too aren't they?

The neighborhood should make a petition and deliver it to their mailbox.
"Love is the only thing that we can carry with us when we go, and it makes the end so easy." -Louisa May Alcott
#9
It's your own fault for moving in nextdoor to Cirque du Soleil.

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#10
Go and politely ask them to bang with more consideration.

Just to see how they react.
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Ibanez GRG170DX
Peavey Vypyr 75
Fender Princeton 650 DSP w/ Celestion 80w speaker
#11
They're fucking who?
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#12
Quote by alkaline3trio
Using my recently new found knowledge, I conclude that you might be a troll.


You learn fast
Trust me I'm a doctor

A doctor with a mustache
#13
Quote by alkaline3trio
Using my recently new found knowledge, I conclude that you might be a troll.



hahahaha

I lol'd so hard.
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Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

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#14
While they are sexing do the following:

1. turn on amp
2. turn all knobs to 10
3. set a Digitech Whammy Pedal to 2 octaves up
4. open window, put amp in window
5. FEEDBACK!


That will shut them up.
#16
mamas got a squeeze box daddy never sleeps at night.....
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#18
Quote by exylum
every night they keep me awake with their screaming and slamming around. its like a ****ing circus! the whole goddamn neighborhood can hear it! i dont know how they get so loud. the first time it happened i was like WHAT THE **** and looked out there. BAD IDEA, the goddamn window was open. i can not remove the picture from my mind. what do i say to them to get them to stop? i havent slept for weeks!
HALP


are they raping your parents?
#19
Quote by slayaplaya
While they are sexing do the following:

1. turn on amp
2. turn all knobs to 10
3. set a Digitech Whammy Pedal to 2 octaves up
4. open window, put amp in window
5. FEEDBACK!


That will shut them up.

Or...play the chromatic circus theme thing. That will annoy them even more.
#21
You could set up a PA system, turn that and your guitar up loud, and perform 'F**k Her Gently' for them whilst they are at it.
Gear:
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
Ibanez GRG170DX
Peavey Vypyr 75
Fender Princeton 650 DSP w/ Celestion 80w speaker
#23
Quote by alkaline3trio
Using my recently new found knowledge, I conclude that you might be a troll.


Hahahahaha
I just flicked from your thread to this.
Nice touch!

Made me think of children swearing
What I just said is a lie.
#26
Quote by heavymetal11
fight fire with fire, make more sound then they make with your girlfriend.

ENDING IS NEAR, FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE, BURSTING WITH FEAR...WE ALL SHALL DIE.
yay.
#27
Quote by slayaplaya
While they are sexing do the following:

1. turn on amp
2. turn all knobs to 11
3. set a Digitech Whammy Pedal to 2 octaves up
4. open window, put amp in window
5. FEEDBACK!


That will shut them up.


Fix'd
What I just said is a lie.
#28
Quote by alkaline3trio
Using my recently new found knowledge, I conclude that you might be a troll.

sigged
#29
Maybe you should just bang against their wall and start screaming louder and louder =p , give them a bit of competition!
#31
Buy a JVC Surround sound system and a whole heap of amatuer porn. That should be an interesting battle.
#33
fapfapfap.
sincewhen??

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Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#34
Quote by Glenben92
Buy a JVC Surround sound system and a whole heap of amatuer porn. That should be an interesting battle.

I can imagine it now...

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

"Oh..Oooh that feels good"
#35
dont be a pussy, join in
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2008 Fender MIA Precision Bass
2006 Fender MIM Jazz bass
Amp:
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Effects:
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#39
Quote by alkaline3trio
Huh


Using your recently discovered knowledge...
"Love is the only thing that we can carry with us when we go, and it makes the end so easy." -Louisa May Alcott
#40
Quote by hownowbrowncow
Ask them in the morning.
Or ask to join in.


LOL.
If not that, fap outside their window with a fake mustache on. That'd show 'em! >:0
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