#1
Almost on every website I go , I see this "Dreaming of bigger penis" banner

Help me mates, how to get rid of this sh^t?
#3
just stop dreaming of a bigger penis
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I cannot leave this thread alone. I cannot get over the sponsored fap. Out of curiosity, can i ask how your mum decided to pay for your fapping material? Why can't you just get it free? WHY?


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Can you suck your own dick also?
#5
clear your cookies/ temporary internet files, and run a virus scanner for tracking cookies, they record what sites you go to and determine yoour interests, i assume you must have went on a porn site so.......
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#6
learn2adblocker.
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#7
I think the only reason you're noticing it so much is because your subconscious is hinting at something.
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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#10
Quote by guitardude34875
get a bigger penis?

LMAO haha

I lol'd so hard at that. You made me spit my milkshake all over my keyboard. Congratulations to you sir.
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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#11
lol i really dont know what you expected to hear when you posted this
of course people were going to hack you for it

to be honest i have never seen it
and i have watched plenty of porn in my time
perhaps youve been looking at some... different sites
#12
Quote by BillieJoeFreak:
LMAO haha

I lol'd so hard at that. You made me spit my milkshake all over my keyboard. Congratulations to you sir.


why thanks to you good sir

*takes bow*
#13
Delete cookies.

Should do the trick.

But yeah,
the internet knows where you have been and selects ads they think you'll click on.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#14
Quote by AJ18
lol i really dont know what you expected to hear when you posted this
of course people were going to hack you for it

to be honest i have never seen it
and i have watched plenty of porn in my time
perhaps youve been looking at some... different sites

lmao..that was funny as hell
#15
firefox + adblock plus = no penis ads
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#16
Quote by guitardude34875
why thanks to you good sir

*takes bow*

And my LCD screen. I had to open up MS paint and make the whole screen white in order to find all the ice cream
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#20
Quote by brian_donkey000
Almost on every website I go , I see this "Dreaming of bigger penis" banner

Help me mates, how to get rid of this sh^t?



U mean ur penis? well u can just chop it off....
#22
Quote by RockGuitar92
firefox + adblock plus = no penis ads


I don't think he wants ads for a sex change either.....