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#1
Sorry I don't have a print screen of it.

But this is what it said:

"Your eHarmony account was rejected because,
Your answer to #10 was an unacceptable answer"

#10: What do you like most in a woman?
Answer: My dick

"We're sorry but this is an unacceptable answer and you are hereby banned from eHarmony for life"
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#3
I swear i'veseen that before. Did you copy it?

Anyway, PWNT.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#4
I don't get it,
what did they want you to say?
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#6
Ahahah, you have to really be creepy to get banned from E-Harmony.
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#13
Quote by Bignose
What the heck is eHarmony anyway?


Dating site.

Can TS supply a link showing responses?
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#16
Quote by apmaman


Not heard of many bans from there.

FAIL

eHarmony=/=Harmony Central
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#19


They can't ban people for telling the truth!
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#20
How else do they think they would attract male customers? Goddammit, enough with the long walks on the beach crap from chicks who live a thousand miles from the ocean.
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CYNONYTE!

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People only come here to get sigged anyway


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Rats, I thought someone would sig it and make me famous...

it was going to be my big break

#21
Although great, it's stolen. Still funny as hell though xD
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#22
I've heard this before, so you either aren't original, or stole it.

And I hardly believe they'd ban you for life for something like that, stupid as it is.
#23
Quote by millerdrr
How else do they think they would attract male customers? Goddammit, enough with the long walks on the beach crap from chicks who live a thousand miles from the ocean.


I live less than 1000 feet from the ocean
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#24
Quote by lunaticfringe93
I live less than 1000 feet from the ocean


Awesome, I used to live in Daytona.

Beach girls want horseback rides and cozy fireplaces in mountain cabins.
Bluegrass Rocks

CYNONYTE!

Quote by Basti95
People only come here to get sigged anyway


Quote by Basti95
Rats, I thought someone would sig it and make me famous...

it was going to be my big break

#25
Quote by lunaticfringe93
I live less than 1000 feet from the ocean

I live 30 feet from the beach
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#26
Quote by titsmcgee852
I live 30 feet from the beach

I live a street down from the beach, you're slightly closer, but I live on a hill, so have fun flooding this winter!
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#28
wow, e-harmony is so immature, tell them to grew up and open there eyes to the real wolrd. the nerve they have
#29
Quote by lunaticfringe93
FAIL

eHarmony=/=Harmony Central


LOL

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#30
Quote by azn_guitarist25
heh you mean like this little screen shot i found on the internet



someone needs to make this into a demotivational picture now.
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#31
Quote by KGB_INC
someone needs to make this into a demotivational picture now.


"Rule 34"
Even Christian dating sites fall victim


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CYNONYTE!

Quote by Basti95
People only come here to get sigged anyway


Quote by Basti95
Rats, I thought someone would sig it and make me famous...

it was going to be my big break

#33
TS Stop stealing jokes faggot.
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#34
Quote by sneyob
I don't get it,
what did they want you to say?

Your eHarmony account was rejected because...


Maybe not sexist crap?

Did your sense of tact go missing this morning?


EDIT: Read the whole thing.

TS -
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#35
Quote by lunaticfringe93
I live a street down from the beach, you're slightly closer, but I live on a hill, so have fun flooding this winter!



Flooding? Phh. The drainage here is awesome
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#36
Your supposed to say penis. If you had, I'm sure you'd be fine.
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#39
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Flooding? Phh. The drainage here is awesome


Wow, you're surprisingly enthusiastic about drainage.
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#40
Quote by azn_guitarist25
heh you mean like this little screen shot i found on the internet


*Whip cracks*

TS, you're in the shit now.

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