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my bf and i haven't been going out for very long, but he got me a necklace and earrings for x-mas. i have no idea what 2 get him! help!
#3
Vagina in a box.

Or a remote-controlled helicopter. Trust me, this is what every guy REALLY wants.
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#4
One night of action if you know what I mean...

I have no idea... does he like pokemon?
#6
a bj. its what he lives for.
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#7
a tamed monkey
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#8
A guitar! A DVD! A wah-wah pedal! Your urine in a cup!


I don't know, What does he like?
#10
Get him a man bag. He'll appreciate the shit out of it.


Edit: Or you could wrap your face up in a bunch of plastic bags and a top layer of xmas paper and smile like a doughnut, let him unwrap it. And then....
#11
A llama or any other medium sized animal that eats pretty much anything
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#12
honestly... i've always wanted a remote control helicopter too... neopowell speaks the truth, so that and a bj and you're in business.
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#13
A. Rape in a Box, prefferably 40 lbs of it, B. A coupon worth a 10 minutes BJ, C. Fleshlight.
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#14
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Vagina in a box.

Or a remote-controlled helicopter. Trust me, this is what every guy REALLY wants.

Box in a box?
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#15
if you're a girl... you should know better than to ask the pit for advice....

Buy him some movies that he likes, and then you can watch them (or not) together, if you get my drift... you haven't been dating long, so the gift doesn't need to be too thoughtful, and the chemistry should still be bubblin..... haha
#18
BUY HIM TEH MUDKIPZ.


Alternativley, permission to have one night of hot randy sex with any one person at any one time xD
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#20
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Box in a box?


I see what you did there, and I approve.

How about asking him what he wants? The Pit doesn't know your boyfriend because the Pit is too manly to associate with other men in real life. We only hang out with b1tchin' hos.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#23
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BUY HIM TEH MUDKIPZ.





Santa outfit ftw though..
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#24
Well, I got my boyfriend a jumper this year and an electric razor thing last year.

But you can't really go wrong with random gadget things...like remote control helicopters. Or flashing shotglasses. Or cool things that have pretty lights.
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#25
Show him your boobs.
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#26
Break 3 of his fingers and make him cry in public, can't go wrong with a good old beating and some embarrasment
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#27
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Break 3 of his fingers and make him cry in public, can't go wrong with a good old beating and some embarrasment


And piss on him afterwards...

Ah yes... The perfect gift!
#30
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my bf and i haven't been going out for very long, but he got me a necklace and earrings for x-mas. i have no idea what 2 get him! help!



unrelated but
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#32
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#33
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Or a remote-controlled helicopter. Trust me, this is what every guy REALLY wants.


Exactly. Judging my your location, get him some wool socks too.
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#34
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Show him your boobs.

I have no idea why that made me laugh.

Tell ya what I would want from my non existent girlfriend, the entire collection of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers seasons and the movie.
#35
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Or a remote-controlled helicopter. Trust me, this is what every guy REALLY wants.


lol so so so true!!


sex or a blow-job is fine.


plus its free!
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#36
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Or a remote-controlled helicopter. Trust me, this is what every guy REALLY wants.

He's not wrong. I love mine.
#37
pokemon blue
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