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#1
yeah, you read it right. SUGARED!

some fucker poured sugar in gas tank

voilá! THE WHOLE FUCKING ENTIRE ENGINE BROKE DOWN
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#3
OH SNAP!

Dag dude, sorry to hear that, file a police report. Thats seriously is horrible.
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uhhhhh, mythbusters proved that it doesn't change **** I thought
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#8
Oh dear....

How's they get to your tank....?
Don't you need the key to get to it?
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That is quite humorous.


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Oh dear....

How's they get to your tank....?
Don't you need the key to get to it?


Unfortunately not
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#10
how unfortunate.
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#12
Find out who did it and do it back. Then key someone elses name into the car. Then break a window and hide Limburger Cheese in there. Then break open hubcaps if they have them and hide fish in there. Then pour some bleach into the gas tank. Then slash the tires. Then cut the break line. Then Pour break fluid on the car. Then Seran Wrap his car. Then take off his windshield wipers. Then if there is a sunroof take a **** in it. Then drain all the oil out of the engine.

You're going all out on this asshole.
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Now all you need is flour, eggs and butter, switch on the engine, let it run for a bit, and you got yerself some cake.


I actually lol'd.

I agree with the guy that said find out who did it and sugar his gastank/slash his tires/key someone's name into the paint/etc.

Also, put flour on his hood and pour water on it. Apparently wet flour takes paint off real quick.
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Now all you need is flour, eggs and butter, switch on the engine, let it run for a bit, and you got yerself some cake.

Way to turn lemons into lemonade
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uhhhhh, mythbusters proved that it doesn't change **** I thought


they might have, but they would be wrong again. it definitely can ruin an engine. caramelizes the moving parts.
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Now all you need is flour, eggs and butter, switch on the engine, let it run for a bit, and you got yerself some cake.


logics.
#24
Find out who done it

find a **** load of bologna and stick it all over their car

watch the paint wither away
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#28
Find the turds who did it and sugar thei're ass right back!


Anyways, that sucks dude.
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That is quite humorous.


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Sugar: For when your car need GRATUITOUS amounts of energy.



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#33
its a popular thing here to try to put a banana in the gas tank.


thank god for locking gas caps
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#35
Did you get sugar'd...IN THE NAME OF LOVE?
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#36
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Sugar: For when your car need GRATUITOUS amounts of energy.

I laughed on that one.
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#37
Sorry dude.

Its going to cost HUNDREDS to repair. Especially since it sounds like you try to turn the car on so that means it got all through your whole engine and everything..... that is going to be pricey to get it cleaned, man.
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Sorry dude.

Its going to cost HUNDREDS to repair. Especially since it sounds like you try to turn the car on so that means it got all through your whole engine and everything..... that is going to be pricey to get it cleaned, man.



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That is quite humorous.


Seconded.

How did they pour it into your fuel tank? It was my understanding that most cars need the key to open the fuel cap...
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