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#5
I wish to run for minister of defence. Details will be PMed to you shortly.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#7
Ill run for Minister Of Justice
..and what must I do to run for it?
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#9
i wanna by ethier the village idiot or the town drunk
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Oh, and this is the internet. I have the right to be a douchebag. Fuck off.
#12
Quote by sglover34479
pm me and post in the thread in the link.


PMed but it won't let me post because I'm not a member.

EDIT-It did let me post it on the main page though, so I've done that.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
Last edited by neopowell at Dec 21, 2008,
#14
Can I be Minister for Magic?
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#16
I might be the pot calling the kettle black, but idk about someone from '08 being the mayor of the pit
#19
Quote by sglover34479
Then go away.


I don't think that works in that context, and there you go again thinking you're a mayor or something
#22
Quote by sglover34479
GO...AWAY....IF...YOU...DON"T...LIKE...IT!


Ok, that doesn't really say anything though. If you started masterbating in your basement and told me to go away, you're actually doing me a favor by sparing me of your disgusting antics. Also your idea means nothing, it's just some kind of homo-erotic online bureaucracy.

Peace, no need for you to say bye again, you sound like a busy guy.
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#25
I'd like to be the head of The Ministry of Silly Walks, please.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#26
I'd like to vote for jesus-mobile as the Minister of Defense.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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#27
I wish to be Secretary of defense, you shall get a PM with proposal shortly.

edit: Oh well, that other guy can have the position, how about I be Minister for Justice...
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#29
Quote by sglover34479
Well what do you want? I can give you just about anything.


Video game store built onto the sex shop. A Sex/Game store
#30
I don't think I get it, what's the town for?
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#32
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i wanna by ethier the village idiot or the town drunk

I'm so with you man.
#35
I want to be the Minister for Defence
Hull City A.F.C

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#36
Dear sglover34479,

As elected President of the Pit I hereby inform you that your mayoral status is illegal. For this reason I shall be forced to lock you in a tower where your only means of sustenance will be from eating your own toenails, which shall be genetically modified to grow at an accelerated rate and taste like watermelon.

Yours,

Yakult

EDIT: My henchman will be arriving in 3 to 6 working days, please make sure you're at home between the hours of 10am and 3pm to sign for them.
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#37
Quote by Yakult
Dear sglover34479,

As elected President of the Pit I hereby inform you that your mayoral status is illegal. For this reason I shall be forced to lock you in a tower where your only means of sustenance will be from eating your own toenails, which shall be genetically modified to grow at an accelerated rate and taste like watermelon.

Yours,

Yakult

EDIT: My henchman will be arriving in 3 to 6 working days, please make sure you're at home between the hours of 10am and 3pm to sign for them.



lolwut? I'm not the president yet. None of the positions in that thread have been filled yet so we can make a swift transition when the time comes. retard.


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I want to be the Minister for Defence


Post in the thread in the link I gave.
#38
I have done

and please could I join the group
Hull City A.F.C

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#40
Quote by sglover34479
lolwut? I'm not the president yet. None of the positions in that thread have been filled yet so we can make a swift transition when the time comes. retard..

He means he was elected Pit President 2008. Nobody really cares about your pretend little town. If anyone's the retard here it's certainly not Yakult.
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