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#1
Gaw.



It's all wrong, they don't keep to the time signature, they don't specify if it's Db major or minor, and every measure has a different amount of beats..

Each half-note is one beat, 2 beats per measure. So 4 quarter notes = one measure. Why the **** are there 8 quarter notes in the first measure ALONG with an eighth note rest. Don't even get me started on all the other measures..

So stupid.
#2
lol
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#4
lol thats wee-tod-did.
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#7


I think you missed the point of the picture.......
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#9
Oh yea, and anyone else notice the stems are on the wrong sides of some of the notes?
#10
erm.. get over it.. its a joke.

you are the sort of person who got jonathon ross and russel brand kicked out of the bbc.
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#14
The point

You missed it

EDIT: Oh, and that^

the guitar pro thing, somebody, do it, NOW!!!
#15
it may look wrong, but when you play it, it sounds almost like sex
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#16
That seems to me like a decoration prop theyd use in a movie that people who play music will just jump out of their seats and shout, "What THE ****!!!", us being the musical purists that we are
#19
Gah, I can't read music. But I can read sex.
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#20
that's hilarious
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#21
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#22
anyone see the very last measure? its the best... lol
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#23
If you take some of the notes out, it fits everything. It's like they came there when they weren't supposed to be...
#26
y would you be pissed at this clever comparison between sex and and music. I sense no harm coming from it.
#27
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I think you missed the point of the picture.......

This

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#31
im sure 'i've got blisters on my fingers' was actually said by Ringo Starr?
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#33
Oh my...
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#34
Sexy pic TS
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#35
Ha. I was dying.
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#36
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While you guys are putting things into Guitar Pro...


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#37
When you put it through Guitarpro, you get a midi of Jenna Jameson orgasming.
#39
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reading way too much into it...

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I think you missed the point of the picture.......

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You do realise all the notes are having sex with each other don't you?

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The point

You missed it


Oh the irony.

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#40
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the frog has left the building

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