#1
so me and my friend have a bet going on if Zack Wylde is as big as hes made out to be on tv and such or is he just a sorta skinny guy who just looks big on tv. So if you have met him in real life left me know so i can get my $10.
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#7
wtf did i just get laid or something?
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#8
He's approximately 3 foot 5,
Has green hair and orange skin.
I hear he used to work in a Chocolate factory to.

With any luck I've just lost you $10.
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#10
He's actually pretty big, my dad met him in an air port last month. Said he was like 6'... he looked like a little kid back when he first started with Ozzy though.
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not as fat as yngwie.



IS THAT REAL!?!?!
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not as fat as yngwie.



WELL DUH!!!

no ones as fat as yngwie
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#16
He's pretty big.
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He's actually pretty big, my dad met him in an air port last month. Said he was like 6'... he looked like a little kid back when he first started with Ozzy though.

That's cuz he was like 17 when he joined Ozzy, haha.
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#18
I can't believe you just wasted 10 bucks on that...
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#20
who the **** is Zack Wylde?


ohh,


It must be Zakks evil twin brother!
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Who's Zack Wylde?

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#22
dude, are you serious? he looks like f*cking THOR for gods sake. give your friend 100 dolalrs.
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#23
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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT JESUS



so me and my friend have a bet going on if Jesus is as big as hes made out to be on tv and such or is he just a sorta skinny guy who just looks big on tv. So if you have met him in real life left me know so i can get my $10.
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so me and my friend have a bet going on if Jesus is as big as hes made out to be on tv and such or is he just a sorta skinny guy who just looks big on tv. So if you have met him in real life left me know so i can get my $10.


Nah, he just looks big on TV also, Jesus is Chinese, his real name is Jesus Hong, He's got no idea where people are getting Christ from.
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#27
Dude. Zakk** Wylde works out and drinks beer. So he's big, buff, and drunk.

Oh, and an amazing guitar player.

So basically, you didnt bang a girl, because she was shocked how small it was.
Lolz @ j00 and your tiny p3n1s.



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#28
I've met Zack, he is huge.
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#29
he's every bit as goliath as he's portrayed.

both his stature and chops.
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