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#1
my little sibling and her friend are being very annoying

funny ways of torturing them humiliation ex.
#3
Rape?
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#4
Grind their parents into chili and have a chili cook off.

I think everyone knows how the rest of the story goes.
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#5
anal
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I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#10
Quote by Kensai
Grind their parents into chili and have a chili cook off.

I think everyone knows how the rest of the story goes.


I'll call Radiohead.
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#11
Stare at them, and when they turn their head to look at you, turn away. repeat until you get beaten up or recieve snoo-snoo.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#14
Gaotse
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#15
Quote by Kensai
Grind their parents into chili and have a chili cook off.

I think everyone knows how the rest of the story goes.




Eric loves you
"Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people.. Otherwise, there would be no religious people."
#17
Play I Love You from Barney... that's what they do at Guantanamo Bay apparently
Quote by Trowzaa
I immediately clenched my butthole after reading that...
#18
I dunno if this is considered 'torture' or not, but whenever a guy hits on me on a consistent basis, I like to act really really weird with them for amusement. It's fun to watch their reactions.

Most of them keep coming though. It's only effective when I act as weird as I really am.
=]
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#20
Quote by Silent_Jester13
I'll call Radiohead.


Thom yorke is gonna make him cry!

Quote by vintage x metal
I dunno if this is considered 'torture' or not, but whenever a guy hits on me on a consistent basis, I like to act really really weird with them for amusement. It's fun to watch their reactions.

Most of them keep coming though. It's only effective when I act as weird as I really am.
=]

So that's why you hate marzipan!
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#21
Make them listen to Slipknot.

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#22
Quote by Kensai
So that's why you hate marzipan!

No I told you why I dislike marzipan.
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#24
Apperently they use Nine Inch Nails for torture. (Thats what Trent said on the website)

Its one of my favorite bands.
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#25
Quote by Chrisiphone
Make them listen to Sunn O))) for hours.

Fixed.

EDIT: yes, I blatantly stole that from the Metal Forum...
RIP Jasmine You.

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Quote by FaygoBro420
Yo wassup, I'm trying to expand my musical horizons if you know what I mean, so can anybody reccomend me some cool Juggalo jazz?
#26
Heard about this from a porn show.

-A guy has a string tied to his dick
-The string is really tight and tied to a trigger on a gun on the other end
-Porn begins to play
-If he gets a boner, the trigger pulls and blows his head off
#27
Quote by PirateXc
im unfamiliar with the term waterboarding


It's like surfboarding...But illegal. Very illegal (yet the US does it all the time...)
#28
If you want to get rid of them, just play grindcore music at high volume and they'll probably go.
#30
Push the small ends of guitar strings under their fingernails.
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ok
here's what you do
1. Take a fork, preferably metal.
2. Put some tomato sauce on it.
3. Let tomato sauce on fork dry.
4. Turn it in and call it: "The Spaghetti Massacre."


New guitar fund = beer/0
#31
Quote by EnemyWolf
Heard about this from a porn show.

-A guy has a string tied to his dick
-The string is really tight and tied to a trigger on a gun on the other end
-Porn begins to play
-If he gets a boner, the trigger pulls and blows his head off


"Think unsexy thoughts! Think unsexy thoughts!"
#32
Quote by EnemyWolf
Heard about this from a porn show.

-A guy has a string tied to his dick
-The string is really tight and tied to a trigger on a gun on the other end
-Porn begins to play
-If he gets a boner, the trigger pulls and blows his head off

Nah, that's too quick.
RIP Jasmine You.

Lieutenant of the 7-string/ERG Legion

Quote by FaygoBro420
Yo wassup, I'm trying to expand my musical horizons if you know what I mean, so can anybody reccomend me some cool Juggalo jazz?
#33
Poo on your hand and rub it against their faces.

BUT the trick is that it really needs to warm. So if it gets cold, your old friend MICROWAVE will help you!
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#34
Okay okay, here's what you do: gather some basic materials like nails, thumbtacks, broken glass, and nylon rope. Wait until they're asleep (DUH?!), and go ahead and tie 'em up! I suggest suspending them facing the ground by their hands and feet, like a hammock. This way, you can have easy access to their backs to make use of the broken glass and nails! You can apply the thumbtacks to any sensitive area, such as the eyes.

Pretty funny, huh?!

Or you could just make them eat broccoli.
We're only strays.
#35
Quote by EnemyWolf
Heard about this from a porn show.

-A guy has a string tied to his dick
-The string is really tight and tied to a trigger on a gun on the other end
-Porn begins to play
-If he gets a boner, the trigger pulls and blows his head off


I'd move.
Then I could watch the porn without the worry of dieing!
#36
Quote by DeathBelow
I'd move.
Then I could watch the porn without the worry of dieing!


i'd assume you'd be tied down
Quote by Trowzaa
I immediately clenched my butthole after reading that...
#37
Quote by Martyr's Prayer
Or you could just make them eat broccoli.


Holy shit, your a sick fuck.
#38
Quote by Chrisiphone
Make them listen to Slipknot.


im not completely evil

but waterboarding i wiki ed and hmmm....
#39
Quote by vartanspartan
i'd assume you'd be tied down


You would still be able to move your neck.
And another thing, usually one's penis moves up, so wouldn't that loosen the string?
Maybe I'm thinking into this too much.

Anyways, you tell them to leave you alone if they're bothering you.
Or beat them up and steal their lunch money.
...rape?
#40
Quote by Martyr's Prayer


Or you could just make them eat broccoli.


Fu*king broccoli, tastes like turd.
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