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The new semester soon begins and I'm about to make more friends. Also I wanna get laid. What are some of the efficient ways to make a lot of friends and get laid ?
#3
Drugs and hookers?

Duh.
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#4
hump the air when you think people are looking at you in the hallway, your classes, lunch, etc
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#5
Is that the scent of a troll I smell?
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#6
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Be a slut?

Or drug dealing.


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#7
I hope you see the irony in asking the pit how to get laid.
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#11
triangle,up,up,left,right,square,circle,left - Max Muscle

L1, R1, TRIANGLE, DOWN, R2, X, L1, UP, L2, L2, L1, L1 - Max Respect

CIRCLE, TRIANGLE, TRIANGLE, UP, CIRCLE, R1, L2, UP, TRIANGLE, L1, L1, L1 - Max Sex appeal
#12
1) Don't ask the Pit for this kind of advice.
2) Don't waste your time on here in general.
3) Bathe.
4) Use whatever musical talent you have to learn really croony love songs and sing them to girls.
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#14
If you can't do it naturally you have no chance.


Either an hero, or get ahead of the other losers before they realise they should give up and become losers so you will be ahead of them and thus become lord of the losers.

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How to get popular?

I dunno... be funny, be cool, be awesome.

So, be me.
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#18
Poo on your hand.


Girls dig that.


EVEN better: go get 2 girls, have a cup near you, POO on the cup and the rest just works itself out.

Believe me, everybody will know who you are and you'll definitely get LAID!

Not because of your smell, but because of what you did.


You'll be my hero!
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triangle,up,up,left,right,square,circle,left - Max Muscle

L1, R1, TRIANGLE, DOWN, R2, X, L1, UP, L2, L2, L1, L1 - Max Respect

CIRCLE, TRIANGLE, TRIANGLE, UP, CIRCLE, R1, L2, UP, TRIANGLE, L1, L1, L1 - Max Sex appeal

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#20
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The new semester soon begins and I'm about to make more friends. Also I wanna get laid. What are some of the efficient ways to make a lot of friends and get laid ?


Be more outgoing. Talk to more people, invite more people to do stuff. You can actually make some good friends this way.
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triangle,up,up,left,right,square,circle,left - Max Muscle

L1, R1, TRIANGLE, DOWN, R2, X, L1, UP, L2, L2, L1, L1 - Max Respect

CIRCLE, TRIANGLE, TRIANGLE, UP, CIRCLE, R1, L2, UP, TRIANGLE, L1, L1, L1 - Max Sex appeal


Works every time. Don't use god mode, because not everybody liked Jesus when he was here.
#24
Be calm, let them come to you, and when they do make them laugh hella hard. lol.
#25
Become the biggest tool possible. Spend outrageous amounts of money on name brand clothes, such as Abercrombie, get a hair cut, go clean shaven, listen to nothing but popular music, play guitar hero and rock band and seriously use practice mode, and go to socials, no matter how pointless and boring they are.
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#27
its all about finding your inner "ness"

then you can start unleashing seven different kinds of smoke
#28
Fap on them the you Cum Blood and drink Gatorade for you will be dehydrated.
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#29
Wear nice clothes, get a good haircut, learn how to make good conversation, be funny, and have the confidence to do what you like (so, don't care too much what people think.)
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#30
Provide aid for the poor.
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#31
Be funny. 2nd semester of last year, i made many friends/became well known with my humor. just don't be annoying.
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If you can't do it naturally you have no chance.


Either an hero, or get ahead of the other losers before they realise they should give up and become losers so you will be ahead of them and thus become lord of the losers.


sadly, it actually works that way lol
#34
Also try hanging out with people who have a few somewhat popular friends, and work your way up. Just don't be a creeper.

-Cut your hair
-Don't act weird
-Don't only talk about guitars/video games/sports/etc
-Don't smell bad
-Don't just wear black shirts and jeans
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Also try hanging out with people who have a few somewhat popular friends, and work your way up. Just don't be a creeper.

-Cut your hair
-Don't act weird
-Don't only talk about guitars/video games/sports/etc
-Don't smell bad
-Don't just wear black shirts and jeans


Are you stalking me?
#36
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its all about finding your inner "ness"

then you can start unleashing seven different kinds of smoke

HunterxHunter ftw
#37
get drunk and get her drunker
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#38
Start dealing heroin and you'll have mates knocking on your door at all hours just to enjoy your company.
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#39
Be a minority and do outrageous things pandering to yourself and exploiting your minorityship.

I'm white by the way, but I'm a minority here.
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triangle,up,up,left,right,square,circle,left - Max Muscle

L1, R1, TRIANGLE, DOWN, R2, X, L1, UP, L2, L2, L1, L1 - Max Respect

CIRCLE, TRIANGLE, TRIANGLE, UP, CIRCLE, R1, L2, UP, TRIANGLE, L1, L1, L1 - Max Sex appeal



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and that, my friend is why i will die a virgin
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