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#1
My friend who is into metal made this "Official list of all things that rule"

Lets see what the Pit thinks of it.

The Killdozer
Beards
Dentures
Waffle House
Flying V Guitars
Amps that go to 11
Super AIDS
Flying Whales
GHOULS
Werewolves
Grimness
Frostbite
Norway
Forests
Grim Frostbitten Norwegian Forests
Crimson
SWORDS MADE OF STEEEEEEEEEL
Golden Halls
Michael J. Fox Jokes
Satan
Synchronized Windmills
Thrashing
Explosions
Monsters
Exploding Monsters
The Man with No Name
Shootouts
War Elephants
Venom
Steelix
Battle Axes
Vikings
Lumberjacks
Manes
Plaid
Gregorian Chants
This Thread
James Bond
Tuxedos
Titans
Giants
Goliaths
Behemoths
Cyclopses
Odysseus
Thor
Odin
Tyr
The Metal Horns
Maces
Motorcycles
Killing Small Animals
Power Tools
Killing Small Animals with Power Tools
Monster Trucks
Fire
Black
Sabbath
Demons
Ghosts
Thunder
Lighting
Storm Clouds on the Horizon
Zithers
Riding through Dust Clouds and Barren Wastelands
The word 'Visceral'
Double Bass
$9 Beer
Mead
Telling Tales
Drinking Mead while Telling Tales
Spaceships
Lava
Avalanches
Blizzards
Volcanoes
Spikes
War Paint
Quintuple Posts
Dragons
Satan (again)
Moustaches
Barack Obama
Symphonies of Destruction
Leather
Denim
Jack Frost
Sharks
Iron
Maidens
Motorhead
Ronnie James Dio's Grandma
Robots
Buzz Lightyear
Hot Tar Roofing in the Middle of the Summer
Agent Orange
Biological Warfare
Pumping your Fist
Shape-Shifting
Aliens
World Domination
Shape-Shifting Alien Reptiles Bent on World Domination
Conspiracies
The Abyss Lord
Raining Blood
Rusting In Peace
Tusken Raiders
Skirmishes
The Batmobile (new one)
Robocop
The Terminator
Daniel Plainview
Ashley J. Williams
Clint Eastwood
Bruce Campbell
Dirty Harry
Top Hats
Canes
Monocles
Old School Gyms
Sideburns
Murder
Machetes
Rainbows in the Dark
Aluminum
Copper
Tungsten
A
150-foot tall robot dragon that has a chainsaw in one hand and a
flamethrower in the other that worships Satan and kills squirrels and
rabbits for fun
Distortion
Misfortune
Grief
Chaos
Destruction
Sloth
Gluttony
Pride
Envy
Lust
Greed
Wrath
That stuff on Lemmy's face
The Mods that don't lock this thread
Aviators
Wendy's 99 Cent Value Meal
Thrilla Gorilla
Burning churches
Inverted Crosses
Sacrificing Christians to Satan
The Prefix "Necro"
War
Long hair
Drugs
..http://www.johnlewis.com/230487435/Product.aspx..
Umlauts
The German Language
Scandinavia
Spongebob Squarepants
Billy Goats
Crack Smoking Chipmunks
Combat Boots
Metal Mario
Sluts
Lime Green Mankinis (as made famous by Borat)
Furry Mankinis (as made famous by Manowar)
Dumpsters Full of Bees
Flaccid Fellatio
Zombies
The Apocalypse
Doom
Eclipses
Tony Iommi's Finger Tips
Satan (for the third time)
Castle Dungeons
Torches in Dark Tunnels
Cathedral Organs
Bagpipes
Sloths
The Andromeda Galaxy
Pluto
Icebergs
Black Socks
Winning eBay Auctions by 1p

Cutlasses
Katanas
Shurikens
Eye-Patches
Talking Parrots
Black Robes
Strippers
Assassins
Scythes
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#3
No sex?
Quote by PiNk_ThE_pUnK
It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#6
I saw beards, and knew the list was correct. No need to read the rest.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#7
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
Grimness
Frostbite
Norway
Forests
Grim Frostbitten Norwegian Forests


P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
sraeb


Quote by Trefellin
Show me your erection or gtfo... please.
#8
Quote by Floyd93
No sex?


you make and excellent point. I should check back with the guy that made this now. Something is very wrong
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#9
shut up
If you laugh at this I get to have sex with you.
Click here to see the most beautiful guitar imaginable.
Quote by Jeltz
Sukman_Jr: Going on a trip to Finmark in Norway is a bad idea aswell! Beware of Nazi-zombies!
#11
Quote by InvaderTSN
He's missing one thing: Wenches. How can you have mead on that list but not wenches? Shameful.

Yeah, what the hell? I want more wenches, more wenches and mead
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
Psh. I can can play fleshlight acoustically.

*masturbates*
#13
I enjoyed the list, although there is a noticable lack of naked ladies
myspace.com/sidetrackedrock
myspace.com/scottkrausmusic

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Woah guys, this is actually the first post relevant to the thread in a LOOONG time. I applaud you Scotdizzle.


I found the damn sig thing!
#14
Quote by Sc3neGrl
not this thread


or the t/s's life if he has time to write all that stull


I am pretty sure I made it clear that I did not write this, but whatever

Quote by John W
Yeah, what the hell? I want more wenches, more wenches and mead


I want more wenches LOTS OF WENCHES is what I need

Alestorm reference
+10
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#17
it could have probably worked with proper order and stability... maybe alphabatize everything. CAUSE WASTING YOUR LIVE DOING THAT RULES!!!
Quote by Shattuck
I need some music that makes you envision a dark room illuminated by only candles and perhaps a creepy middle aged man in a bathrobe.


Quote by Skullbolt
Rape: Is it in you?
#19
alot of awesome things reside on that list.... however, it is incomplete....


WHERE THE F*CK IS BOOBS?!?!?!?!
#20
Quote by imdeth
imdeth's crotch.


+1
Quote by PiNk_ThE_pUnK
It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#22
Quote by RazorTheAwesome

Beards
Waffle House
Flying Whales
Crimson
SWORDS MADE OF STEEEEEEEEEL
Thrashing
Explosions
Exploding Monsters
The Man with No Name
Shootouts
Venom
Steelix
Plaid
James Bond
Tuxedos
The Metal Horns
Fire
Black Sabbath
Thunder
Lighting
Storm Clouds on the Horizon
Double Bass
Barack Obama
Symphonies of Destruction
Denim
Iron Maiden
Motorhead
Ronnie James Dio's Grandma
Agent Orange
Pumping your Fist
Shape-Shifting
Conspiracies
Rusting In Peace
The Batmobile (It's called the Armadillo, fool!)
Top Hats
Canes
Monocles
Sideburns
Machetes
Rainbows in the Dark
Distortion
Chaos
Destruction
The Mods that don't lock this thread
Aviators
Wendy's 99 Cent Value Meal
Long hair
Drugs
..http://www.johnlewis.com/230487435/Product.aspx..
Spongebob Squarepants
Metal Mario
Eclipses
Tony Iommi's Finger Tips
Cathedral Organs
Pluto
[Awesome Star Wars picture]
Cutlasses
Katanas
Shurikens
Eye-Patches
Black Robes
Assassins
Scythes

I have edited out that which I do not approve of.
#24
I didnt see Sasquatch in this list... wtf?
Gear:
Peavey Millennium 4 BXP
Peavey TNT 115
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Blackstar Ht-1R
#27
i'm sad at the lack of midgits....


midjits are awesome....right?
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I'm autistic and on ritalin and am offended. Most autistic kids on ritalin make americans look like romanians.
#28
Quote by archangels666
I have edited out that which I do not approve of.


Are you going to add in things that you DO approve of?

Quote by Killedelphia19
+2


+3
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#29
Lettuce Sandwiches
LeVar Burton
Wild Turkey
John Madden
Bob Ross
Peanut Butter & Puff Marshmallow Cream sandwiches
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Star Trek
Mortal Kombat: Trilogy
Dogs
Egg Sandwiches
Grilling steak, sauteing mushrooms and eating it
Torrents

EDIT: OH ****, almost forgot! The thing that rules the most! ERNEST P. WORRELL!!!!
We're only strays.
Last edited by Martyr's Prayer at Dec 21, 2008,
#33
Quote by TheMidasTouch
Is not awesome.


YES HE IS!!!
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#35
i didnt see no bud light. or unicycles.
not only did i not see sex, as mentioned, but i didnt see any sex from 11pm to 6am. WHAT THE ****.


other than that, it was a pretty good list. i laughed a bit. but mabey that's cause im riding my unicycle with a bud light in my hand.
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
you sir, are the master of UG because of your ability to post while at the same time riding a unicycle and drinking beer.
#36
Quote by imdeth
You forgot 'making video game characters do pornographic things'



LOL

Nice. Who could forget THAT.
We're only strays.
#37
Quote by |||D'Yer Mak'er
i didnt see no bud light. or unicycles.
not only did i not see sex, as mentioned, but i didnt see any sex from 11pm to 6am. WHAT THE ****.


other than that, it was a pretty good list. i laughed a bit. but mabey that's cause im riding my unicycle with a bud light in my hand.


how are you on the internet if you are doing that?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#40
Ok, this is the writer of this list, he is the kid with the longer hair, or blocky if you will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJL1eP8NyxQ&feature=channel_page

Like the video, there are ten others like it. All made by the two of them.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
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