#1
Either I'm too much of an asshole or I'm too nice or I'm trying to hard or I'm ugly or some other bull****. Seriously wtf I hate this. Seems like no decent looking girls want me at all right now.
#2
Quit crying.
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#3
thats great. please delete this thread before it gets spammed and flamed.

thank you.
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#4
Relationship thread buddy. Those guys know their stuff, you'll get much better responses.
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#6
I had the same problem. Pick up your balls and quit whining.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

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#9
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Smells like a combination of old meatloaf, and my gym shorts.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#10
I hear suicide can work quite well.

I tried it, now I'm a real ladies man.
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#11
pff it's better than having lots of relationships were the girls are just not good enough for you, and when finally you meet the best girl in the world you are not good enough for her...

sucks to be me ¬¬
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