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#1
i see a lot of bodies being found buried in the woods, but are they being found more often than not? im kindof hesitant to just bury it there. i was also thinking of throwing it in a river.
where would you hide a body?
#4
So you're a murderer? Why does UG feel the need to admit its crimes?
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#5
mesa verde. they would never find a body there. EVAR.
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#8
cemetary

who would think to look there
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#10
You admit to having dead bodies???
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But srsly this will probably get reported for being pointless.
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#11
If you have murderer someone. Always make a thread on UG about it. Always.
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#12
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who would think to look there


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#16
who would hide a body?


when eating it is soooo much better.
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#17
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Miguel Prado tried that on Dexter....


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#19
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mesa verde. they would never find a body there. EVAR.

there are always bodies being found there. i live in a pretty rural area (middle of the ****ing woods) so keep that in mind too. neighbors is a pretty good idea
#20
1. Chop up the body
2. Burn the pieces
3. Remove ashes and place them in a river or some place where they can be spread and gotten rid of easily
#21
find your nearest pig farm cover the corpse in msg sneak over there in the middle of the night and destroy the evidence that way...just whatever you do don't leave any jewellery on the corpse
#23
What's this burying crap?

I would chop the person into small individual pieces to make identifying the body impossible.
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#24
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#25
Inside another body. I'd get a blender, put the body in there, let the machine do its magic, and then inject the blended body into another body intravenously.

Oh God I'm sick.
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#26
i'd cram the body into a metal barrel, weight it, and sink to the bottom of the ocean.

much better than my mattress..... .erm........ what?
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#28
Definitely burn them then bring the ashes or whatever bones are left and throw them off a cliff into the ocean.

Or feed it to the neighbours cat, whatever is easier.
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#29
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I would do that, or bury them in a farm.

But if I was crazy, I would hang the body's to dry and then take pictures and a fake address, police raid the wrong house. I hide the bodies in the crematory.
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#30
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1. Chop up the body
2. Burn the pieces
3. Remove ashes and place them in a river or some place where they can be spread and gotten rid of easily

good plan
#31
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What's this burying crap?

I would chop the person into small individual pieces to make identifying the body impossible.


it's called DNA...
#32
Sewage tank.
Or a cannibal's house. Or maybe a school cafeteria. Evidence gone!

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#33
burning ftw
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#38
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What's this burying crap?

I would chop the person into small individual pieces to make identifying the body impossible.

Forgetting about DNA aren't we?
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#39
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it's called DNA...
Oh save the facepalming.

I forgot about burning them .

Guess I would be caught instantly...
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#40
Fap on it so much that it would be covered in crust. People would think it is a huge butterfly cacoon.
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