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#1
so my friend walks up to me and asked...hey would you suck a dick for jedi powers?
i said yes...
every guy asked so far said yes...
what about UG?...im serious guys

EDIT
the jedi powers are like badass jedi powers...so you wouldnt have to build them up or anything

EDIT 2....
how the f*ck do i add a poll
Last edited by idk-bro-idc at Dec 22, 2008,
#3
Are you ****ing gay ?
There's No School like Old School.

So yeah, i'm getting active again on this fucking website.

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#5
I already have jedi powers and haven't sucked any dicks....
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#8
I'd suck the dick anyway.

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You too can now be a ninja.



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Last edited by imdeth at Dec 22, 2008,
#9
Reminds me of The Flying Car.

"Would you cut off your foot for the Flying Car?
-No.
-But It's THE FLYING CAR!"

On Topic: Yes. For that Jedi sh!t.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#11
Quote by imdeth
I'd suck the dick anyway.

Address?
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#12
Id suck a dick for less.
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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#14
Are you ****ing kidding? For honest to god jedi powers? Hell yea.

Suckin a dick, thats like 10 minutes.

Jedi powers, that ****s for life man.
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#15
Quote by imdeth
I'd suck the dick anyway.



Same here but I'm not joking.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#16
Quote by MedicreDemon
Same here but I'm not joking.

Address?


To answer the TS's question, yes.
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#18
1) I suck a dick
2) I get Jedi Powers
3) I erase that guy's memory using Jedi mind tricks, nobody will know it happened
4) I'm straight, and I can fly


Seems like a win to me.
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#19
...Would I be able to fap with my mind?
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#20
Quote by AeroRocker
1) I suck a dick
2) I get Jedi Powers
3) I erase that guy's memory using Jedi mind tricks, nobody will know it happened
4) I'm straight, and I can fly


Seems like a win to me.

****ing pure win.

Objects flyin around all the time, just think what you could do.


*waves hand* "its actually 11 inches"

*droning girls response* "11 inches...."
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I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#21
If you did it you could use the jedi powers to get anyone to suck yours, thats even in my books
#25
poll?


Yeah I'd do it, without a second thought!

But if I sucked dick to find it was all a ruse, I'd go ninja and chop his dick off like a sushi chef.
#26
Quote by monkeysintheday
If Jedi Powers are anything like Klondike bars...
No probably not.



hell i'd suck dick for a klondike bar!


So YES!
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#28
Doctor: Well theres good news and bad news. Good news: Youve some how aquired amazing jedi like skills. Bad news: youve contracted full blown aids and now have apparantly 1 week to enjoy those powers....
Quote by Primus2112
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#29
Quote by TheMidasTouch
I wouldn't. How do you know they aren't a bear?

It's an adventure man! Just do it!
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#30
Quote by imdeth
Dude. Neither am I. We should get together.



I think the moonstar is quite far from where I live.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#31
Quote by Hcmanu
Are you ****ing gay ?


no all of us are straight man...think about it dude
JEDI POWERS!!
#32
Quote by kaosfire
Doctor: Well theres good news and bad news. Good news: Youve some how aquired amazing jedi like skills. Bad news: youve contracted full blown aids and now have apparantly 1 week to enjoy those powers....


In Response...

YOU: *waves hand* "I do not have AIDS"
DOCTOR: *looks at chart* "...Well what do ya know..."

Problem = solved.
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#33
Quote by AeroRocker
In Response...

YOU: *waves hand* "I do not have AIDS"
DOCTOR: *looks at chart* "...Well what do ya know..."

Problem = solved.



and what about the aids destroying your body?
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#36
Quote by kaosfire
Doctor: Well theres good news and bad news. Good news: Youve some how aquired amazing jedi like skills. Bad news: youve contracted full blown aids and now have apparantly 1 week to enjoy those powers....


dude one week i would expect less
tits!!
#37
Quote by kaosfire


and what about the aids destroying your body?


Please. I can control my midichloriens...I'm a jedi for christs sake. Just tell those bad boys to kick some STD ass.
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#38
Quote by kaosfire


and what about the aids destroying your body?


*waves at himself* "I do not have AIDS."
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#39
Quote by DirtyMakik
*waves at himself* "I do not have AIDS."
*Uses force to heal AIDS.*
Quote by MightyAl
I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.
#40
hey wouldn't it be funny if this was the way all jedi got their powers by sucking off some alley way tramp..
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