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#3
a Soft Lint-free 100%-Cotton Cloth
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#4
Sock
My Guitars:
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Epiphone AJ
Ibanez Strat Copy

Amps:
Orange Tiny Terror Head
Old beaten up Peavey cab
Marshall MG30DFX
#5
NOT a sock...
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

Quote by KeepOnRotting
+Infinity. This dude knows good metal.
#6
planet waves microfiber cloth
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#9
I have used a sock in the past, yes...
"A sense of purpose overrides reason."- Terry Goodkind

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."-Jimi Hendrix


\,,/GETCHA PULL!!!\,,/
- the late and ever-loved "Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
#10
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
a guitar polishing rag...

This, it came with my Jazz.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#11
I just leave it in its case when I'm not playing.
Quote by markr17
go eat a hermanpherdite.
#14
i hope that's all you use that sock for...
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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Quote by GnR_ROK
I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#15
My opinion says that this thread fails. Seriously, who cares what a person uses to polish their guitar?
#16
Quote by cheeseman3001
i hope that's all you use that sock for...

Well they do come in pairs . . .
Quote by markr17
go eat a hermanpherdite.
#18
I was seriously thinking of posting a thread on this earlier today... =O
And I clean it with a sock also.
O_o
#19
Quote by Avedas
Shamwow.


I'm surprised it hasn't absorbed your guitar.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#20
i clean it with my jizz
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#22
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#23
What ELSE do you do with said sock? (i feel the need to vomit)

ugh i need to quit thinking like that. Im guna go see my fiancee. Night pit.
Quote by St.Loony
Girls are complicated - Just turn gay and don't bother.


Quote by MightyAl
OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



Quote by smartguyreviews
one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
#25
i clean my guitar with the blood of a thousand jews.


EDIT: i then lick it off/ drink the rest. Depends on how bored i am.
Quote by St.Loony
Girls are complicated - Just turn gay and don't bother.


Quote by MightyAl
OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



Quote by smartguyreviews
one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
Last edited by Zenith Lead at Dec 22, 2008,
#26
I use the blood of a virgin mixed with a little of my seamen. Seamen is a great polish if you wipe most of it off after your done. Let it sit for about 30 seconds and then buff it out with a sock. I typically use that same sock to get my seamen just inside out so it actually buffs it out and doesnt just put more on it. If i dont have any virgin blood i just use a little bit of my breath.
#27
Windex & a rag or failing windex Mr.Sheen or Cut & Polish (yep same as what you use on cars) "Wax on, Wax off"! lol
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#28
Quote by ortrigger
wow, that's about as metal as it gets.

perhaps not but its as king diamond as it gets.
#29
Quote by ortrigger
wow, that's about as metal as it gets.


i clean my guitar with dimebag's blood and and zakk wylde's semen
it ends up looking like the cover of metallica's "load"
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#31
Quote by Zenith Lead
i clean my guitar with the blood of a thousand jews.

Psh, only a thousand? I have more than that in my ash tray......


Too soon?
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#32
Quote by gunners fan
Windex & a rag or failing windex Mr.Sheen or Cut & Polish (yep same as what you use on cars) "Wax on, Wax off"! lol

dude, thatll **** up ur finish.
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#33
Quote by kaosfire
Psh, only a thousand? I have more than that in my ash tray......


Too soon?

Does mel gibson have a UG profile? But no it was teh lulz
#34
Quote by kaosfire
Psh, only a thousand? I have more than that in my ash tray......


Too soon?



oo..... that was....... bad...... Well, so was mine. So when the Jews come to get us, we run right? I dont want to get crucified.

Oh god...............
Quote by St.Loony
Girls are complicated - Just turn gay and don't bother.


Quote by MightyAl
OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



Quote by smartguyreviews
one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
#35
The jews are coming! The jews are coming!
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#36
Quote by kaosfire
dude, thatll **** up ur finish.


It hasn't yet! & **** it comes up shiny!! It'll only **** up the finish on clear coats anyway, so I don't use cut & polish on any with a clear topcoat mostly Windex
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#39
Quote by Sleepwalker 666
haha Good Ol' Simpsons!!

Ding ding ding!

We have a winner
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

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