#1
What are the pit monkey's new year's resolutions. Mine is to actually try in school and get good grades.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
Last edited by dubstar92 at Dec 28, 2008,
#2
*waits for searchbar joke
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#3
eat less chocolate and play more guitar
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#4
don't have one yet.

but my thing for the last year was to make an account on UG.
so i joined January 1st of last year.
oldest 08'er ftw
#5
Mine is to do well in school as well, and also to learn more about politics and the world in general. There are so many people here who I'm kind of in awe of because they know all of this crap. It makes me want to learn, too.

Wow, who would have thought that the Pit could actually have a positive effect?
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#6
stop masturbating.....


it's a bad hapit.....
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#7

Exercise and get fit
Get a better diet
Actually practice guitar
Get a new job closer to home
Go back to college in the spring
Save money to get an apartment with my gf
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#10
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Mine is to do well in school as well, and also to learn more about politics and the world in general. There are so many people here who I'm kind of in awe of because they know all of this crap. It makes me want to learn, too.

Wow, who would have thought that the Pit could actually have a positive effect?



You were inspired to learn by the pitmonketys?


WTF?


did i miss something?
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im romanian and am offended. most of the people in romania make americans look like autistic kids on ritalin
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I'm autistic and on ritalin and am offended. Most autistic kids on ritalin make americans look like romanians.
#11
To get on one of those BOD body spray commercials. At 250 lbs, I gotta lot of work to do...
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#12
I'm going to try and use the searchbar sometimes
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#13
hang out more with friends
write some songs
pass my classes
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#14
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To get on one of those BOD body spray commercials. At 250 lbs, I gotta lot of work to do...


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#15
Start eating meat, it's so difficult
founding member of the Bill Bailey fan club (assuming there isn't already one)

proudly not an overly proud vegetarian
#17
get fat, so i can run around naked without exposing my genitals
just like peter griffin does
#18
Become a vegetarian
How many brothas fell victim to the streets?


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#20
New years resolutions are stupid. Who started that tradition? Who actually does what they say they'll do? And I'm not eating black eyed peas, I hate those vile things! I can't stand some holidays, especially valentines.

I guess if you made me make one I'd say "not puke when I eat the black eyed peas" or "to never make a resolution again" lol.
#21
This year I'll try not to drink so much. This year I'll try to stand up for myself. This year I'll live like I never lived before.
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#23
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there's always somebody...

I'm not going to make one. I never have the dedication to actually get through it so I just save myself the disappointment. Lent is hard enough. I do enjoying laughing at the millions of people who flood the gyms at the beginning of the year and then quickly die off within a week or two though.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#26
Go to the gym more (3-4 times a week constantly)
Get my gamerscore higher.

I don't know how I'll accomplish both.
GO YANKEES!
#27
I'm going to spend the year trying to make the "2010" glasses work. Because next year will be fine, following the trend since 2000:





But once 2010 rolls around, the glasses will only be good for pirates. So i will spend the year designing new glasses, or poking a bunch of eyes out.
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#28
Be more confident
Smile more
Eat better
Learn the guitar (play better)
Get new friends

Basicaly
#29
Study the **** out of music theory.. I'm self taught so it's always easy to say "I'll just study tomorrow!" BUT NO MORE. 4 HOURS A DAY EVERY DAY.

Starting Jan 1st
#30
I only have two:
-Try to become a person worth being
-Make her understand
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#32
First and foremost I want to grow up/mature a little more. By the end of the year I want to be considered and consider myself as a young adult, not a teen or anything.
And all the perpetual self-improvement things. But they're not really resolutions.