#1
Hello, Pit.

A sighting that has been sighted earlier...

Well, here it goes:

Me, my brother, and cousin are looking outside and watching the snow fall... (it relaxes us). Then out of nowhere, this small fox/coyote starts bolting down the other side of the street. Now, the street is empty and the whole neighborhood is like those folk villages, so it makes it more... mysterious?

Anyways, it went running around our neighbors' houses and started hiding in bushes. Tomorrow, we are planning on going sledding and doing other snow stuff. But there's a fox/coyote running amok.

tl:dr There's a fox/coyote running around. Hmm, what shall I do?

(Not sure if that really needed a tl:dr. The paragraph looks pretty short.)
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#2
learn its language and breed with its women. soon your differences will come aside and you shall have peace.
#6
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A sighting that has been sighted earlier...
That was so redundant.

Coyotes live in packs, so it was probably a fox. If it's a fox, it won't do much of anything anyway, unless it has rabis.
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#7
lol thats ridiculous dude, theres coyote's everywhere here.. they come out at night, they're really afraid of people, you're lucky to even see one.. they wont **** with you
#8
grow balls and go sleding
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#10
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#12
I wouldn't worry about it. If it is a coyote, it's gonna be very shy and scared. And if it's a fox, well, it's gonna be cute.

But, it will be gone by tomorrow.


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lol thats ridiculous dude, theres coyote's everywhere here.. they come out at night, they're really afraid of people, you're lucky to even see one.. they wont **** with you

I see coyotes all the time where I live.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#14
have some fun and kill/torture it. then you not only take care of the problem, but you're saving others from vicious coyotes!

plus you get to kill something
#15
chances are you wont see it again...I see coyotes and foxs all the time where I live, and they dont stick around for long. If you do see it, just ignore it, its more scared of you than you it.
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#16
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forecast is 95% chance of a mauling, dress tasty if you're going outside.
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Quote by MarshmallowPies
I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#17
The thing about a fox. It's got lifeless eyes, black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
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#22
coyotes rarely attack humans, and in one on one combat either of you could take down a coyote no problem

now cheetas, thats another story.
#23
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coyotes rarely attack humans, and in one on one combat either of you could take down a coyote no problem

However, if the coyote is armed, you're pretty much ****ed.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#24
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However, if the coyote is armed, you're pretty much ****ed.
'Least it's not a ****ing bear.
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#25
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#27
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That was so redundant.

Coyotes live in packs, so it was probably a fox. If it's a fox, it won't do much of anything anyway, unless it has rabis.


You meant rabbis. Trust me. Rabbis.
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#28
just dont light it on fire, because the only thing worse than being chased by a coyote is being chased by one thats on fire. the same goes for zombies
#29
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You meant rabbis. Trust me. Rabbis.
Mozilla spell check tricked me!
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#30
Dont worry about it. Unless youre the size of a 5 year old it wont bother you.

Wolves, on the other hand, are different.
#31
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Yeah. Normally rabbis don't care if you misspell their title though, it's the thought that counts.
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Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools