#1
You know those times when you're looking up the lyrics to some song, and all of a sudden after like 3 minutes into the song your hear
"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO RECEIVE A FREE APPLE iPOD!"

It's like out of nowhere. I thought someone like a ghost was talking to me!



They're in cahoots with the ceiling at my school
#2
Thats part of the song. Duh.
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#3
its scared the **** outta me like once or twice since its always louder than your actual music
#4
Lrn 2 Adblock.
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#7
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So what kinda iPod did you win?

i was supposed to win an itouch aboot three times now, a nano twice, and a classic twice aswell. Still haven't gotten any of 'em. wonder why.
#8
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^Agreed [with Andrew]

So many people post these threads about things popping up, why not listennnnn?
(I got a Firefox+NoScript combo goin on)


Because if you eliminated all the surprises from life, it'd be boring. Duh

I dunno. Too lazy to download things. Scared of downloading things from the interwebs.
#9
I too have an inquiry.

Is it abnormal for me to get an erection while staring at Aunt Jemima on my pancake syrup? I will be eating my flapjacks, minding my own beeswax when out of nowhere comes an erection...mmmmm I could put some syrup all over those pancakes.
#10
i definatly hate the "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE ONE A FREE IPOD NANO" when I'm fapping. instant woody killer.
#11
Quote by Altoidwithmelon
I too have an inquiry.

Is it abnormal for me to get an erection while staring at Aunt Jemima on my pancake syrup? I will be eating my flapjacks, minding my own beeswax when out of nowhere comes an erection...mmmmm I could put some syrup all over those pancakes.


Perfectly normal. Don't change a thing.
#13
I TOO have an inquiry.

Last night I ejaculated during my sleep. My brother told me this is called a nocturnal emission. Who else has them?
Call me Jack
#14
Quote by Altoidwithmelon
I too have an inquiry.

Is it abnormal for me to get an erection while staring at Aunt Jemima on my pancake syrup? I will be eating my flapjacks, minding my own beeswax when out of nowhere comes an erection...mmmmm I could put some syrup all over those pancakes.

Aunt Jemima aint got **** on Mrs. Buttersworth
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#15
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Aunt Jemima aint got **** on Mrs. Buttersworth


Together they could rule the galaxy and overthrow the emperor.


I have firefox 3, but it doesn't block these things for me. What add-on do i need?
#17
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Aunt Jemima aint got **** on Mrs. Buttersworth


You cotton-headed ninnymuggins! Her name is Mrs. BUTTERWORTH...not Buttersworth.
I think someone needs a lesson in their syrup. I will agree that she is rather enticing. But she has nothing on the sweet niggalicious down-home curves of my sweet Aunt Jemima.
#18
Quote by Altoidwithmelon
You cotton-headed ninnymuggins! Her name is Mrs. BUTTERWORTH...not Buttersworth.
I think someone needs a lesson in their syrup. I will agree that she is rather enticing. But she has nothing on the sweet niggalicious down-home curves of my sweet Aunt Jemima.


ELF!!!
#19
HEHE look at him..trying to contribute to his failed thread. It's so cute to watch them try. I got you a gift sonny. It's for christmas.


this next one really gets me off. *whispers* I'll let you use it too if you dont tell anyone!