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#1
Ok this is a little game well sorta, in songs that have the words "heart" replace this with "arrrrrse" haha some of them turn out really funny!

see how many you can find and post them here
oh and its not just song titles its lyrics

e.g. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
"my arse will go on and onnn"
e.g. Jesus Of Suburbia - Green Day
"It says home is where your arse is but what a shame because everyones arse doesnt beat the same."

ok, so its a bit stupid but it can be amusing when your bored (:
#2
Total Eclipse Of The Arse

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#4
*Obligitory degrade*

Now that's over with;
I don't want to remember,
The things we used to do,
All the things that remind me of you.
I don't want to hear those songs,
Those songs we used to sing,
'Cause I don't wanna feel the pain in my arse


(I just googled some lyrics, can't recall many with 'heart' in them.
#5
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This isn't happening... Its only a dream...


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All-riiight.
#6
Sgt Peppers Lonely Arse Club Band!!!

Arse Burst Into Fire - B4MV
Arse Shaped Box - Nirvana
Arsebreaker - Led Zeppelin
Black Tangled Arse - Silverchair

And of course, by Good Charlotte, one that has so much meaning for the pit:
Break Apart Her Arse.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


___________________________________________________


TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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#7
my paper arse- all american rejects
this darkened arse- all that remains (lol)
arse of a dragon-dragonforce
never meant to break your ass- underoath
#8
Holland 1945 - Neutral Milk Hotel

"He didn't mean to make you cry
With sparks that ring and bullets fly
On empty rings around your arse"
#9
haha It may because I'm drunk, but these are hilarious.

Hungry Hungry Arse, anyone?

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#10
heart shaped box

arse shaped box...

could work, i can see it now.


edit:

the end of arseache

when your arse stops beating

pointed to my arse

second arsebeat
Last edited by beetroot10 at Dec 22, 2008,
#11
Led Zeppelin - Arsebreaker....

I'll find some better ones

EDIT: Blondie - Arse of Glass
Prince - Song of the arse
Last edited by madbomber233 at Dec 22, 2008,
#12
My Arse Your Hands - FFTL
Pointed to my Arse - IKTPQ
When the Arseache Ends - Rob Thomas
That's about it.
♪♫♪
92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Hollywood said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.
Put this in your signature if you are one of the 92% who wouldn't be breathing.
#13
Wow.. you attempted to hijack a descent thread, and make it stupid. Thanks.. now the penis game will never be fun again.
I step up to da mic. Bust a rhyme about my hoes, tippin' on fo' fo's.. and someone shoots me in the face. Because rap is stupid.

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YOU ARE the PIT!!!
#14
Arse of Glass - Blondie
Arses Alive - Mastodon
Beating Arse Baby - Head Automatica
Black Arse Queen - Gallows
I'll Go Until my Arse Stops - 36 Crazyfists
The End of Arseache - Killswitch Engage
#16
We've know each other for so long
Your arse's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Dont tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
#17
Bullet for my valentine - arse bursts into fire
36 Crazyfists
Trivium
Machine Head
August Burns Red

And I like my penis. Because of it's existence, every morning I can look past the man thongs, pink duvet cover and a-Ha CDs and say to myself, "You're a man."


#18
Arseache Tonight - The Eagles
Ain't Gonna Eat Out My Arse - The Divinyls
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Schizophrenia rap?

*beatboxes*

I have schizophrenia, I talk to myself,
People startin' to doubt my mental health,
Maybe someday I'll get the help I need,
But till then don't be blamin' mah weed.

*scratches*
#19
hahaha well done TS.
i immediately thought "oh god" when i started reading this, but i find it rather funny.
#20
Trippin On A Hole In A Paper Arse - Stone Temple Pilots
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#22
Wow.. you attempted to hijack a descent thread, and make it stupid. Thanks.. now the penis game will never be fun again.


this is something my friends uncle told us to do when where bored and I only just thought of it because of the penis game, last time I checked the pit was for almost anything you wanna talk about, dont cry over it buddy... Geez a little amusment never hurt anyone.. the penis thread is doing fine...
#23
I Cum Aaaarseee
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long hair is cool mate

haircuts are for people in concentration camp
#24
The Arse Collector
Sell My Arse For Stones
Arse of Gold
Arsework
Sacred Arse
Kickstart My Arse
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#26
Carcass - Arsework
Memphis Minnie - Broken Arse
Otis Redding - Pain In My Arse
and my personal favourite, Porcupine Tree - Arse Attack In A Layby

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#27
Janis Joplin - Piece

"Come on, break a little piece of my arse now, baby"
#29
From Nothing Else Matters by Metallica:

"Couldnt Be Much More From The Arse"
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^Absolute. Uncompromising. 100% pure, fresh. Solid. Gold.

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That might be my favorite shoop I have ever seen on here.



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Yes! ****ing Yes! YOU LEGEND!!!
#31
Moon River?

Old dream maker, you arse breaker...
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This is Germany we're talking about.


Germany


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Thanks alot. When i read the first sentence, i dont know why, but i laughed in the middle of my first class at tech school. You sir have made me look like a fool for the first and last time
#32
So now we're flying, we're free
We're free before the thunderstorm
Hunt towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sun down, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our arse and all our souls
DeVillains!
Last edited by Ylasto at Dec 22, 2008,
#33
Achy Breaky arse
Straight from the arse- Bryan Adams
Brignin on the Arsebreak-Def Leppard
My arse is the worst kinda weopen- Fall Out Boy
Break apart her arse- Good Charlotte
My Arse - Paramore
The Arse of Life- John Mayer
#35
You...just...made...me...lose...THE GAME!

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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#36
My girlfriend was ****ed in the arse by my cousin

...oh wait
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#37
From You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi:

"Shot To The Arse, And Youre To Blame, You Give Love A Bad Name"

Hmm, that about gay sex or something?
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^Absolute. Uncompromising. 100% pure, fresh. Solid. Gold.

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That might be my favorite shoop I have ever seen on here.



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Yes! ****ing Yes! YOU LEGEND!!!
#38
I just typed heart into my itunes and this is what it came up with.

Listen to my arse - The Ramones


Then i got a load of wildhearts songs so i gave up.

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Mein Arse Brennt

That's all I can think of.


bad curry?

Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#40
Hahaha.

Here's a couple of A7x ones;

Second Arsebeat;
Now this time has passed and full of regret,
Two in my arse have left me a while, I stand alone,
When they get back, it won't be the same,
Never be the same.

Warmness On The Soul;
I give my arse to you,
I give my arse 'cause;

Nothing can compare in this world to you.

A Little Piece Of Heaven;
Must of stabbed her 50 ****ing times;
I can't believe it,
Ripped her arse out right before her eyes,
Eyes over easy, eat it. Eat it. Eat it.

I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
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