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#1
Good evening Knights and Dames,

Our topic today, ass hair, pros and concs...I'll start.

Pro: Just today I was having digestive problems. I wanted to fart, but I was tricked. So I thought I crapped my pants and ran to the bathroom with a fresh pair of underwear and noticed and there were no stains on my underwear. When cleaning up, I found out that the ass hair practically acted as a sort of watery-shit-shield. Thus I didn't have to change my underwear...I think that's quite cool.

Con: It takes forever to whipe. Try getting a hairy ass clean with only a few pieces of toilet paper.

Your turn.
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#2
I like penis hair better. Easier to play with.
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#3
I gets all knotty. And I can't reach it so I get my mum to comb it for me with her teeth every once in a while.
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Con: Dingleberry.

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#5
I hate my ass hair. I want to get cancer therapy on my ass so it will all fall off.
#6
You most definately need it to ventilate your crack and create friction between your buttcheeks. It works against hygiene though.
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#7
shaping mine into a sort of french ass moustache to impress the ladies
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If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
#9
Yes ,i imagine a little is ok but if it gets to long its just a waste of time and toilet paper.
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#10
yeah it helps you to not **** yourself when you fart...

and bout cleaning...ever heard of using water after just toilet paper?
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Yes ,i imagine a little is ok but if it gets to long its just a waste of time and toilet paper.


All hair on my body is long ;D.
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anyone ever wiped so hard you get tissue caught in there?


nope, me neither
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Squirrel = ass fur.
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i cant believe i just read that, and so so grateful at the same time
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It has been discussed before I am afraid.

Ass hair = good.


Generally.
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anyone ever wiped so hard you get tissue caught in there?


nope, me neither


Me neither
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#23
damn that link to the story xD think the laughter torture of that link is worse than shaving your asshair xD though I haven't tried but still... xD
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yeah it helps you to not **** yourself when you fart...

and bout cleaning...ever heard of using water after just toilet paper?

Yes, washing your ass in the shower is advisable: will remove both the smell and feeling of dried crap.
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#27
I have a hellalotta ass hair.

But thankfully it's not all over my cheeks. Just around the anus etc.
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#28
In point of fact, I would just like to share that yes, shaving down there anywhere produces undesirable results. Waxing on the other hand, does not. It rips the hair out by it's roots, thus not allowing either stubble that is sharp and pointy, or ingrown hairs that form ugly red bumps. I speak not from the experience of a man who has done this, but a friend of mine who is a girl and a swimsuit model.
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Yes, washing your ass in the shower is advisable: will remove both the smell and feeling of dried crap.

ive been doing that for years makes me feel clean

would waxing be ok? i mean would it turn out like the craigs list thing? How do girls live if it's that bad?
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ive been doing that for years makes me feel clean

would waxing be ok? i mean would it turn out like the craigs list thing? How do girls live if it's that bad?


You should try it out and start a thread about how it's going.
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You should try it out and start a thread about how it's going.

I always see this Tokyo Spa about 30 miles away from where I live. I've thought that would be a good place to go when I can drive, if they do ass waxes. And maybe I can pay an Asian for sex.
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#33
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yeah it helps you to not **** yourself when you fart...

and bout cleaning...ever heard of using water after just toilet paper?


So you wipe your ass with toilet paper, and then go to the bathroom and get some water on your hands and stick it up your ass? Or do you have a sink next to your toilet?
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#34
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So you wipe your ass with toilet paper, and then go to the bathroom and get some water on your hands and stick it up your ass? Or do you have a sink next to your toilet?

No you get the toilet that squirts water up your ass to clean it better. I so want one of those.
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So you wipe your ass with toilet paper, and then go to the bathroom and get some water on your hands and stick it up your ass? Or do you have a sink next to your toilet?


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#36
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In point of fact, I would just like to share that yes, shaving down there anywhere produces undesirable results. Waxing on the other hand, does not. It rips the hair out by it's roots, thus not allowing either stubble that is sharp and pointy, or ingrown hairs that form ugly red bumps. I speak not from the experience of a man who has done this, but a friend of mine who is a girl and a swimsuit model.


woah, are you saying girls have it too!!

now i dont feel so bad
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#37
I have a fair amount of ass hair. It doesn't bother me so I leave it alone.
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#38
My hair grows very fast, so whenever I wipe I always find this huge ball of hair


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#39
I tried lighting a fart and i singed an ass hair
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I tried lighting a fart and i singed an ass hair

lighting farts is awesome, but burned hair stinks like a million dead body's rotting in front of your feet, not really, but is does stink
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