#1
Last night about 3 I was at my house for my party. The alcohol was flowing pretty steadily. I happened to see my penis in his girlfriend's ass. I was having wild, drunken anal sex with my cousins girlfriend. I don't really give a damn since hee and her had only been going out for a week and I didn't much care for her anyways. I'm just here to ask the pit for creative ways to bitch her out. What a *****.

pics of said girlfriend




i know what you're thinking. I was desperate ok.


thanks
#3
Quote by muddywaters51
I don't really give a damn since hee and her had only been going out for a week and I didn't much care for her anyways.


wow, you didn't even change the tense.

someone is pretty stupid.
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#6
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Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#8
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Come on man, not cool. Seriously, think of how you would feel if your girlfriend cheated on you like that.



i just told you that the alcohol was flowing. I had like 4 WKD's ok?
#9
source? (the pic)

>_>
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#10
what the **** is up with people rpeorting on this forum? Everyone does it. It's so dam boring, are there ever any fun threads on here?
#11
my ex left me for her cousin,
thanks for reminding me asswipe


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#12
Why does she have a Firefox shirt?!?!

Also, not funny TS.
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#13
These threads were once funny. Please, stop now. The originality that made it funny has worn off.
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#14
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i just told you that the alcohol was flowing. I had like 4 WKD's ok?


obvious troll is obvious
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thanks for sharing that man. Everyone wanted to know how you felt about that so thanks
#18
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what the **** is up with people rpeorting on this forum? Everyone does it. It's so dam boring, are there ever any fun threads on here?

These kind of threads aren't "fun." There just stupid, annoying, and obviously bullshit.
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