#1
Does anyone else have this problem where you need to keep going for a pis every 10 - 20 mins? How is thsi caused, and how do I stop it?
#3
sounds like someone has prostate cancer
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#6
Sounds like someone has an enlarged prostate.

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sounds like someone has prostate cancer


Oh c'mon! Almost the exact same wording even.....
#8
Um..... stop drinking?
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#11
enlarged prostate --> prostate cancer.

looks like youre gonna get the cold finger, assuming you go for a checkup
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#12
sounds like aids
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#14
this one time i went to the toilet, and i did a wee, then i finished and stood up, then sat straight back down because i needed a wee again. anyway, this carried on most of the night.
most of it came out in drips but it felt like i was gonna pizz maself yo

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#15
It's possible that you might have OBS. If it keeps happening then go see a doctor. As much as you'd like to think the Pit is filled with medical professionals, that sadly is simply not the case.
#16
I hear caffeine makes you piss a lot.
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#18
bladder infection.

Also, the pit's surgery is open from 9-5.30, monday to friday, please adhere to these times and STOP ACTING LIKE THE PIT IS YOUR GP.
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#19
Dude this is no problem some Internet guitar nerds like us can solve. You have to go to a doctor. (If your unlucky a surgeon will have to remove your penis. But hey, you might get a free strap-on dildo in exchange!)
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#20
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Indeed.
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#21
Maybe your islets of langerhaus are acting up
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#22
It happens once in a while dont worry about it, ive had days like that.

You just have too much liquid in you today.

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#23
Prostate cancer. Ain't that a bitch.
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#24
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

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#25
It can mean many things. My friend was diagnosed with diabetes after he noticed he was drinking water and going to the toilet a lot more often. It could be nothing, but definitely get it seen to.
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#27
Well, my family has a history of diabetes, and i did happen to drink a **** lot of water a ewhile ago...
#29
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The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#30
Apparently it's kidney chills. Is it constant or does it go after about an hour? I get them every now and then and it only lasts about an hour.
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#31
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Well, my family has a history of diabetes, and i did happen to drink a **** lot of water a ewhile ago...

I think you just answered your own question....
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#32
urinary tract infection. not a big deal, should go away within the day. if it carries on for more than a day, see a doctor.
#33
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Dammit !!!
Oh well. *E five* for the same idea
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#34
SERIOUS ANSWER:
Could be a kidney infection, nothing serious.
It could be Diabetes, if it's not fully progressed, you'll be lucky not to get it fully.

In the end...


GTFO & go the the doctors.
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#35
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Diabeetus


Almost definitely this...
If your doctor says Diabetes, then your doctor is wrong! Its diabeetus
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#37
Oh Noes! The attack of the Diabeetles! Run for cover!
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#38
I remember this one commercial on TV with all the prostate cancer guys kept 'going and going' and they needed once daily Valtrex. I'm no expert, but it was on during The Price Is Right so it has to be good.
#39
You wank a lot, don't you? It happens.
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