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#1
OK, here's the deal, I'm a female lead guitarist, been playing for 5-6 years, I have always felt it easier to play with guys than with girls for many reasons, and finding the right people to play with because of it makes it more difficult.

Surely dudes will look at your boobs if you play with them in a band, I don't give a **** about that, stare all you want, doesn't bother me and I am straight and I drool at you too while you pound 'em drums. I prefer a dude lookin' at me, than a chick back-talking and bitchin' about everything.

From my experiences most chicks just wanna fight, be competitive, rude, jealous and they hardly ever seem to know what they want on all occasions even with music. Allrighty maybe some girls aren't all like this (I'm one of them so there must be others alike out there). And if you play good at an instrument they'll run over you with a truck, and talk you down, surely dudes do this to other dudes too, but chicks are way more bitchier. If ye ain't strong as stone the bitches will kill ye.

Guys on the other hand are easier to deal with musically and everything, and as my musical taste is more to the macho side than feminine side, playing with chicks don't feel very natural to me, I feel more comfortable playing with dudes, maybe its because I grew up with two older brothers who loved heavy rock, dunno.

One of my female friends play guitar, but our musical tastes are completely different, and don't get me wrong here I am very open to different styles of music, but here its more about the personal attitude of the girl which annoys me. I'm softer on the inside and harder on the outside. She's softer, like imagine James Hetfield vs. Michelle Branch.

Anyway this chick always seems to love a fight with me, has happened to me with a lot of female musicians too, like competing over who has the most guitars, most musical theory knowledge, best clothes, and best looking boyfriend, +++ ect.. (stupidest ****ing thing I've ever heard).

I also feel a lot of girls don't take their musical playing serious enough, this chick just bought a new Gibson SG, and I asked her what she thought of the guitar and stuff, she responded: "I dunno, haven't been playing it that much really." And a big FIRE in my brain exploded, I didn't want to disrespect her (and btw. why the hell waste $$$ on a guitar if you ain't gonna play it?!) so I responded in a positive way and said: "If I had a Gibson SG I would play it constantly until my fingers bleed, I played a crappy Strat copy for 4 years all the ****ing time even though it sucked but I loved to play it anyway." Then she said: "yeah, but I'm afraid to get tendonitis."

Been trying to play with this girl on and off, but it doesn't work, I feel like I'm running up a hill every time I meet her it is stressing me, she's not very open to other music genres either, and dislikes heavy music, while I am musically versatile in my tastes, and playing music should be fun, the more you feel natural and comfortable around somebody the easier it is to jam with them, right?

And maybe dudes are more open to playing with chicks, or they think some chicks can't be as hard as them and judge them beforehand, but then again there are these chicks who ruins it for girls like me who prefers playing with guys and that annoys the **** outta me.

So girls, please stop being so ****ing bitchy about everything and start respecting one another. Until then I'll settle with finding cool dudes to jam with whenever they'll come by.
#2
You do realize you're speaking to the wrong audience right?

There are hardly any girls here.
#3
"Surely dudes will look at your boobs if you play with them in a band"

you cant really take them off can you?

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#6
....because I'm not?

Good for them or whatever

All you're doing as a TS is bringing to light the fact that a large amount of girls are bitchy to other girls. It has nothing to do with being musicians. Girls are generally bitchy. End of.
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Anyway this chick always seems to love a fight with me, has happened to me with a lot of female musicians too, like competing over who has the most guitars, most musical theory knowledge, best clothes, and best looking boyfriend, +++ ect.. (stupidest ****ing thing I've ever heard).


Surely that's a fairly short argument, it's just a simple matter of counting.
#12
Nice rack er rant.
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#15
Yep stereotype. Maybe they are just bitches. Besides, all musicians are jealous of each other. I'm competitive with my friends with guitar. It gets intense.... no not really we all suck
#16
Do you have any idea who you're ranting to? This is practically the /b/ of guitar players. I'm pretty sure I can speak for alot of people in saying that I'm an a$$hole and BIG FUKKING WOOP.
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Maybe stop hanging out with girls and start playing with women?


I like to play with women...
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....because I'm not?

Good for them or whatever

All you're doing as a TS is bringing to light the fact that a large amount of girls are bitchy to other girls. It has nothing to do with being musicians. Girls are generally bitchy. End of.



pretty much this, bitches be bitches.
#21
What's your point? You think any girl on this forum is going to thank you for this advice? Don't condescend to us.

Do not start pointless ranty threads. How is anyone else supposed to contribute without either bitching along with or at you? This is what your blog is for.

You're just going to get a bunch of adolescent boys friend-requesting you. Don't pretend like you weren't angling for that in the first place.
#22
^She has a point
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#23
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Nice rack er rant.

haha
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#24
oh mah gaddddd, so thes chicks wer lyk, **** **** **** **** **** and I was lyk what the **** and all the while, we were being oppressed by men cos we have lyk, bewbs, lyk, and ****ing **** **** chicks were lyk **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** periods.
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This is why there are more guys in rock.
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oh mah gaddddd, so thes chicks wer lyk, **** **** **** **** **** and I was lyk what the **** and all the while, we were being oppressed by men cos we have lyk, bewbs, lyk, and ****ing **** **** chicks were lyk **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** periods.


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#27
Maybe people just don't like YOU because you sound bitchy, slutty and sexist?

Sounds like you're projecting your own problems with other females onto those other females. I don't know any girl musicians who are anything but pleasant, in real life.
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oh mah gaddddd, so thes chicks wer lyk, **** **** **** **** **** and I was lyk what the **** and all the while, we were being oppressed by men cos we have lyk, bewbs, lyk, and ****ing **** **** chicks were lyk **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** periods.


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#29
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This is why there are more guys in rock.



the funny thing is, "rock" means skirt in German, so I kinda read that as "There are more guys in skirts"
#30
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Well a girl without tits would just be retarded.
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I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#31
"I have always felt it easier to play with guys than with girls"

signs she doesn't like to bat for the same team
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#32
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....because I'm not?

Good for them or whatever

All you're doing as a TS is bringing to light the fact that a large amount of girls are bitchy to other girls. It has nothing to do with being musicians. Girls are generally bitchy. End of.



Yeah, I pretty much agree with this...99% of girls are bitchy at some point, whether they're musicians or not..it's just something else to bitch about, I guess
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the funny thing is, "rock" means skirt in German, so I kinda read that as "There are more guys in skirts"

Thanks for this great bit of knowledge.


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the funny thing is, "rock" means skirt in German, so I kinda read that as "There are more guys in skirts"



there are if you go to scotland
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minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#35
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the funny thing is, "rock" means skirt in German, so I kinda read that as "There are more guys in skirts"





I actually laughed out loud.

Although at Download 2007, there were a LOT of guys in skirts. Skirts are nice and cool, after all.
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"I have always felt it easier to play with guys than with girls"

signs she doesn't like to bat for the same team


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#38
allright for some reason it won't let me put the picture in and i'm not sure how to reply...but that picture of that kitchen that Retro Rocker posted....I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IS MY FRIEND'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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allright for some reason it won't let me put the picture in and i'm not sure how to reply...but that picture of that kitchen that Retro Rocker posted....I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IS MY FRIEND'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRESS THE QUOTE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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