#1
I went to the mall with this hot girl who has really nice tits

What'd you guys do today?
#4
...I went shopping with this idiot who kept staring at my tits. OHH was that you?

/Lame joke to counteract lame thread.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#5
I did the last of my Christmas shopping and then went to the pub with my friends. It was a great day because, y'know, I don't judge my days based on the cup size of who I spend them with.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#6
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...I went shopping with this idiot who kept staring at my tits. OHH was that you?

/Lame joke to counteract lame thread.

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#7
Lying to make friends...
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#8
Quote by neopowell
I did the last of my Christmas shopping and then went to the pub with my friends. It was a great day because, y'know, I don't judge my days based on the cup size of who I spend them with.

i do
#10
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Is that agreement I sense?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#11
Good for you.

Blog it if you must, though I assure you that nobody cares about your latest slag encounter.

*reported*
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#12
Worked.
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#13
i did nothing.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#14
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i do


GTFO

And it's even your thread. Grow up
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#15
I had a delayed opening and school went by quick, which is good. Then I jammed with a buddy of mine and now im here. it was a pretty good day. Im eager as hell for Christmas though.
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