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Two of my friends and I went to a strip club we've heard about for our day of partying and random debauchery after having formed what we see as an excellent trio thrash band.

''Help support organized crime in _____'' said the doorman upon entering and giving him the entrance fee. Now, I thought he was just kidding.


We thought it was strange that there was never any girls dancing on the poles, save for maybe once every 45 minutes. We were drunk and I decided to go for a lapdance. She takes me into the booth, and before I fully realize what's happening, I'm ****ing this stripper doggystyle.

After 5 songs, I still havent finished and she charges me 200$. Fair enough I suppose. My friends told me that I should ask to be finished, especially after paying 200$. So I ask her if I could be finished, just on matter of principle after having payed for sex.

She says fine, and takes me into the booth for more ****ing. 5 songs later I'm still not done and she says I owe her 100$.


...


So here I have this crazy hooker chasing after me, yelling on her cellphone and 3 huge HUGE guys step from outside the door and block my way. One of my friends was outdoors smoking a cigarette, while the other came to my side, even though we were outnumbered and outmuscled.

It dawned on me then, that these people don't operate by ordinary rules and that my friend and I were in legitimate danger. So, I cut my losses and payed up another hundred. We get kicked out right after and while we're beside ourselves in disillusionment, fury and laughter, this old man who saw what happened came to talk to us about what went down inside the place.

The conversation with the old guy changes to music and it turns out he is a sales representative who would be interested in hearing whatever we have recorded thus far. He says he knows people who work with bands through promotion and sponsorship and that we can call him when we have anything prepared.

So we wait outside for about an hour for us to sober up and we drove home at around 5 in the morning.

So yeah, that was my weekend.
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#3
Wow, how crazy!

I didn't read it though.

Edit: After reading, that is pretty crazy.
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#4
You shouldve finished on the bouncers, that would have showed em.
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#5
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Wow, how crazy!

I didn't read it though.

Edit: After reading, that is pretty crazy.


ROFL
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You shouldve finished on the bouncers, that would have showed em.


HAHAHA. Good one...
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You shouldve finished on the bouncers, that would have showed em.


+1
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You shouldve finished on the bouncers, that would have showed em.

this is win.
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#13
Nice
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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lol
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#24
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wow i didnt know you could **** strippers in strip clubs

You can't.

Prostitution is illegal.
#25
****ing strippers, getting in fights with giant bouncers, and getting a record deal... That sure beats my night of playing monopoly with my parents.
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Congratulations! You have AIDS now!
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You may want to go to an STD clinic.

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They're 97% safe I think.

so ur saeing he gawt hur pregnet?
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Here's to 97% !

Here's to 3% that might of been an STD
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#35
Should have taken your girlfriend to McDonalds instead.
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so ur saeing he gawt hur pregnet?


...No... he's "saeing he gawt teh AIDz0rz. lulz!"

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****ing strippers, getting in fights with giant bouncers, and getting a record deal... That sure beats my night of playing monopoly with my parents.

Now, son, just because your mother and I comepletely PWNED you at monopoly, doesn't give you the right to post in such a HORRENDOUS (no offense) thread. Now, go to your room...and lock yourself in a closet?
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Now, son, just because your mother and I comepletely PWNED you at monopoly, doesn't give you the right to post in such a HORRENDOUS (no offense) thread. Now, go to your room...and lock yourself in a closet?

and then come out of said closet for letting your mom pwn you
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nice discovery, sir.


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