Poll: Had the 'talk' with your parents?
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View poll results: Had the 'talk' with your parents?
Yes
12 21%
No
45 79%
Voters: 57.
#1
How many of you have had this 'talk' with your parents when you were younger and if so, what was said. I personally never did

P.S I know where baby's come from :p
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#2
Heres how mine went

Mom: So, you know how babies are born right?
Me: Yep
Mom: Good, if you have any questions ask your brother.
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#3
Nope, I learned everything I need to know from porn.

Yay Porn!
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#6
School and porn sites, just like most of my friends
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#7
I never had a girl friend so why would they have do.
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#9
When I was 12, (on the way to school in the SIXTH GRADE) my dad said: "Okay you have your first boyfriend, if you ever need any birth control just ask... it could even be just in case... like a safety net..." and I replied with " ".

That's about it for the birds and bees discussion.
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#10
When my parents approached me about the talk when I was 11 or so, I stopped them and I was like "I know, the penis goes into the vagina, the penis releases the sperm, the sperm fertilizes the egg, and the egg grows into a baby."

They were just like "well okay then" and that was the end of that.
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#11
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When I was 12, (on the way to school in the SIXTH GRADE) my dad said: "Okay you have your first boyfriend, if you ever need any birth control just ask... it could even be just in case... like a safety net..." and I replied with " ".

That's about it for the birds and bees discussion.



was it the facepalm of embarrasment or the facepalm that you forgot to take the pill?


hmm?

HMMMM?
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was it the facepalm of embarrasment or the facepalm that you forgot to take the pill?


hmm?

HMMMM?


.... I forgot to take the pill.
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#14
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Heres how mine went

Mom: So, you know how babies are born right?
Me: Yep
Mom: Good, if you have any questions ask your brother.


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Really now? Lol just kidding, yea I think most of UG has learned from friends and porn.


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#17
My dad took me to the beach when I was 11 and was like....

Your going to be going threw some changes soon, getting hair in wierd places, looking at girls differently....blah blah...

And he was gonna explain sex but I told him I already knew.

Then i dropped my tamagotchi in the ocean and started to cry because it broke.

what a day.
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