#1
there was a project we had to do for speech class. (Oral communication)

There was one guy in there and his assignment was on ten CRAZY!!! ways to order pizza

So his ten reasons started off with this.

Get a tub
Fill it with mud
get in the tub
full of mud
and order pizza

number 2

Get to Europe
climb to the top of the effiel tower
And order pizza

number 3

Go to the moon
and order pizza

Number 8

Got to the pizza restraunt


and order pizza

hmmmmm Oral communications class
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#5
A friend of mine did something like this. He wanted to make a dentist appointment, and the receptionist told him he could only make appointments by phone. (this was in the office.) After much arguing, he pulls out a cell phone and calls the receptionist. She picks up and he makes the appointment by phone, whilst standing right in front of her.
#8
wait?!?! how would the person know you were in a mud tub anyways?? wouldnt the point be to say a crazy thing or do something that the person would recognize, instead of just sitting in a tub.

Like IE(+typical pit response)
Call pizza place
tell them to leave it without sauce because "I cum blood anyways, Ill just use that"

Or

start porno
start fapping
call pizza place
make grunting noises into phone and hang up
call back and ask why your pizza isnt there yet
#9
my friend was freaking out about a speech he had to do about America during WWII
i told him to say that america was like a dormant volcano ready to spew hot patriotic lava upon the faces of their enemys...he got a B...
...this reminded me of that for some reason
#10
Quote by idk-bro-idc
my friend was freaking out about a speech he had to do about America during WWII
i told him to say that america was like a dormant volcano ready to spew hot patriotic lava upon the faces of their enemys...he got a B...
...this reminded me of that for some reason


no sexual innuendo in there at all
#11
I tried so hard to make a joke regarding Fellatio right here.


but this thread just sucked the humor out of me.


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#14
It's okay TS...the internet is hard.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#15
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make grunting noises into phone and hang up
call back and ask why your pizza isnt there yet


I almost spat whatever is in my mouth all over my monitor just now.

If I was into sigging funny ****,
this would be sigged.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#16
er, I cum blood?


rofl about the nazi phone appointment receptionist
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it was going to be my big break

#17
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I almost spat whatever is in my mouth all over my monitor just now.

If I was into sigging funny ****,
this would be sigged.



Ya, we almost didn't finish.
#18
Learn Wookie.

Order pizza speaking Wookie.

When Pizza doesn't show up, arm yourself with Crossbow and don Chewbacca suit.

Head to the pizza shop in real life

Attack the employees with your crossbow while grunting and groaning.

Profit.