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Hey guys, I was looking at porn (sue me) and now it says I've got 38 viruses on my computer and a site trying to get my credit card info. I don't know how bad 38 is but I think one is bad enough so can anybody tell me how to fix this? I installed Spybot and it didn't do shit. Is there a way I can manually delete them without installing even more shit? Any help would be appreciated. If I don't fix this now I'm fucked because it's not my computer :/

Thanks in advance. And I know this is the Pit but I've tried everything. And if 38 isn't that much, please tell me so I'm not overreacting.
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#3
Um, try superanti spyware (free edition) for adware and spyware.
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#4
How much porn were you watching?!

And I second that, run AVG.
For real.
Last edited by MUUFasaurus at Dec 23, 2008,
#5
Quote by MUUFasaurus
How much porn were you watch?!

And I second that, run AVG.

I just clicked on a random porn link and then......yeah.
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


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#6
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I just clicked on a random porn link and then......yeah.

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#9
Quote by Jacob6293
I just clicked on a random porn link and then......yeah.

learn to spot bad sites. most virus scans will remove viruses that it finds. and yes, 38 is bad.
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yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

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If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

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thanks for the compliment man!
#10
Every 2 fucking seconds a window pops up saying I have 38 infections. Can I at least stop this from coming up? It's really annoying.
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#12
Get AVG Free it works wonders.
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#14
1)Avg (anti-virus)
2)Spybot search and destroy (anti-spyware/malware/immunization)
3)Lavasoft ad-aware free (yeah don't have a link, bout the same as spybot, use both tho if you have xp, only spybot if you have vista because running both can cause conflicts then)

if you saw something about 38 virusses on a WEBSITE, it's a scam to make you buy something, these programs are free and will do the job

edit: and if you want to watch porn without getting virusses, visit a site like erm...

youtube.com (but replace "tube" with "porn" hint hint, cuz I don't think I can link pornsites)
#15
dang how many pop ups did you go to.
or it could just be one virus lying to you saying you have 38 alot of them like to do that
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#17
Depending on how long ago you got the viruses, you could go back to a System Restore point. Basically, you're turning your computer back how it was X amount of days ago. There should be several auto saves you could go back to and any documents you've saved since then would still be there after the restore.

Assuming you have Windows XP:
Start-->Control Panel--> Performance and Maintenance--> System Restore (it will be under See Also on the far left)--> Restore my computer to an earlier time--> Pick a day to restore back to and you're all set

Good luck.
#18
*tuts* only masturbate to trusted porn sites!
but yeah AVG is the way to go. but then again you might only have 1 virus that tells you that you have 38. EDIT: somebody beat me to that conclusion. but yeah...AVG.
"random porn link"... honestly. nothing spoils a wank more than a dodgy link that gives you viruses.
#19
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Get a mac.

This does not fix the problem. Mac's can still get viruses same as PC's, as I have proved several times.
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yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

Quote by Jekkyl
If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

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thanks for the compliment man!
#20
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Depending on how long ago you got the viruses, you could go back to a System Restore point. Basically, you're turning your computer back how it was X amount of days ago. There should be several auto saves you could go back to and any documents you've saved since then would still be there after the restore.

Assuming you have Windows XP:
Start-->Control Panel--> Performance and Maintenance--> System Restore (it will be under See Also on the far left)--> Restore my computer to an earlier time--> Pick a day to restore back to and you're all set

Good luck.

Just a hint, most people don't bother to set up automatic restore points on their computers, so if he doesn't know what he's doing he could end up restoring it to the day after they bought the computer haha!
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yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

Quote by Jekkyl
If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

Quote by DiveRightIn63
thanks for the compliment man!
#21
I'm guessing your desktop looks something like this now? :-



If so:

1. Go here and download Microsoft's Malicious Software Removal Tool - Dump it on the desktop so it's easy to find.

2. Restart your computer in Safe Mode, run the program you just downloaded, and pray it gets it.

3. Get a proper Anti Virus, a firewall and some good anti-spyware.

4. Turn on Windows Defender and automatic security updates.

5. Fap yourself into oblivion.
#23
screens could be usefull btw, show us exactly what you are getting
#24
Use Malware Bytes free version. It got 24 viruses off my computer from looking at porn.
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#27
Quote by Jacob6293
Every 2 fucking seconds a window pops up saying I have 38 infections. Can I at least stop this from coming up? It's really annoying.


Is this window called WinWeb? I once got that virus. It's a rogue software that installs itself, pretending to be an antivirus program. It then gives you fake virus reports and says your computer is swarming with infections. it then lies and says that it will remove the viruses for money. What kind of computer do you have?

Edit: 31 viruses is not terrible. I once had 78. I had to delete my windows partition and i run on ubuntu now.
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#28
Avast! Antivirus will solve that.
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#29
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#30
Thank You very Much that Was Very Informative Mr. syracrysti

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#32
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Get a mac.

wow so this is where it started
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#33
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Get a mac.

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#34
did an ad-bot actually just necro-bumbed a thread?
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This was actually a pretty great thread to necro
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#37
Whew. Dodged a bullet with that one.
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#39
Dude, you should throw you computer away and buy a mac, then you'll be virus free and will also be able to do AAA music.
#40
Also might be a good idea to go to your control panel, go to programs, sort by date, see if anything suspicious has been downloaded today that's not hidden. A lot of adware and shit is pretty obvious if you do that.

Because if you didn't run a scan how the ****'s it know you have exactly 38 viruses?

*edit: ****ing necro, my advice still stands.
Last edited by stratkat at Dec 8, 2014,
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