Okay so I have a school essay for submission on 2nd ( The day school re-opens), I need a few suggestions for this.

The topic is :-
What methods can you as a student employ to make this planet a better place to live in?

P.S. I realize this isnt the best place to ask, but usually ive noticed that there's always a needle in the haystack over here.
the best way is to kill yourself

but you won't be able to live anymore
F*** washing machines, this is what your essay will consist of. Washing machines are crap and don't work when you want to wash your jeans or favorite pair of socks. Dryers are a load as well. SO, we are all going to wash our clothes by hand with boiling water while our hands turn red and blister and sizzle with the sweet smell of burnt skin. We will then hang them from ceiling fans and throw them on top of roofs to dry. Its foolproof.
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You should write about what a better place the world would be without environmentalists, liberals, hippies and PETA.
Embrace your fellow man...
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I swear to god if i see a 'cum blood' come up on this i'll give up on life...
Anyway, somehow mention the green party etc?
Walk to school, or cycle, which is most efficient. Stop using plastic bags, don't drop litter. Etc. I'm sure you can think of a few more. Smile at people as you walk passed.
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Wow, I'm surprised that alot of these were actual suggestions.
The green party thing is good btw, thanks.
Socialist and Hip-Hopper.

I see where that comes from =P

And no its a school essay.
I'm gonna go ahead and suggest mitosis.
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be cliche, and Not litter, not waste electricity, water, condoms, gas.
if you are graded by lenght, or there is a length requierment,
go to 'find and replace' and replace all of your periods with bigger font periods.
like 12 -> 16 font. It makes your paper longer.