so i was working on my car in this gravel parking lot yesterday when all of a sudden it gets really windy. i turn around and i see this HUGE dust devil, right behind me! it was like a ****ing tornado, you couldnt see through it at all. all my childhood ive wanted to run through one of these things, i just never got the chance to. until now.
immediately i dropped my sandpaper and bolted for the wall of spinning dust. i closed my eyes as it envelped my entire body. the wind was incredible. it was like a damn hurricane. then i hit the very center. the point where all that wind feels like it under your control. spinning around you in a flurry of dust. all of a sudden it stopped. i was in there for maybe half a second, but i will never forget the feeling. i walked home that day covered in dust, but with a strange sense of fulfillment.
it was ****ing amazing.
I always thought you would like go off somewhere like in the Wizard of Oz. o_o
write a song about it, end of story.
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Nice, you countered Graveler's Tornado attack with a Tackle attack!
Also, that sounds like something fun. I've never really seen a powerful enough 'tornado' roaming around before, I want to go do that D:
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Yea well TS... I can ride tornados... Just like a spiral.
The closest I've been to anything resembling a tornado is the TV set
Damn mountainous region!
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I've always wanted to do that too! But i havent seen a dust devil in a while
AMAZING, i envy you

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The closest I've been to anything resembling a tornado is the TV set
Damn mountainous region!

i live in the middle of the sierra mountains. i was right next to a golf course though.
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Never seen a dust devil, but Ive chased tornadoes around here before. Illinois had a BUNCH in East/Central Illinois last summer. Saw 1 touch down.


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thats also my dream, but I dont think it will ever happen here in the UK

At least someone has done it

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That's ****in awesome.
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TS-That's pretty cool, well done. You can now call yourself 0.4 more epic.
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I should say something relevant.

This is not awesome unless you stood in the middle and yelled "LOOK AT MY POWER, EARTH!" whilst dressed as Magneto.

If I ever get the chance to do that I will

And I will get it on tape

And people will call me Crazy Earth Tornado Magician