If you could have sex with as many women in the world, how many would you do?

Poll: This is in one "session", too, by the way
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0, because I hate women
4 1%
1, because it's the way it's meant to be
65 21%
2, because it's twice as good as 1
49 16%
3, I like the challenge
26 8%
5, I'm an animal
20 7%
10, orgy-time
32 10%
50, I like to get 3 diff kinds of gonorrhea at once
13 4%
1000, the more the merrier
34 11%
All of them.
63 21%
Voters: 306.
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#2
Every one of them that's a 6+ and disease free.
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#3
2.

Anything more would just be pointless.
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#4
How is that even a question?

All of them, without stds obviously.
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#5
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#8
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Every one of them that's a 6+ and disease free.


A six in attractiveness or six years and older?
#11
All the hot ones.
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#12
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#13
Think of a chessboard. Put one woman on the first square, two on the second square, four on the third square, eight on the second square...keep going until all 32 squares are done. That's my total.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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#14
42

just to see what happens
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#17
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I did not realize this was at once, I change my vote to 14.

which is way more reasonable than 53
#19
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I'm only interested in doing my girlfriend.

Well aren't you Mr. Perfect.
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#20
Quote by Trefellin
A six in attractiveness or six years and older?


I think if i meant years of age it would have read:

...that is 6+

And not:

...that's a 6+

Use your brain next time...
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#21
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All the hot ones.


This cause I'm greedy.
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#22
I'd practice on stamina... like everyday I'd get up at 5:30, skip jogging, make love to a woman, go home and drink beer, until it's time for my afternoon routine. I'd have to do 4 woman at ones and make them all have an 'orgasmic moment' within 30 minutes, without busting a nut myself. I'd make this hard for myself by only choosing the ones with the biggest boobies and the tightest buns.

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#24
Two. Hand picked by Chuck Norris, of course.
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#25
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Think of a chessboard. Put one woman on the first square, two on the second square, four on the third square, eight on the second square...keep going until all 32 squares are done. That's my total.



so 2 to the 32nd power?
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#26
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All the hot ones.

This man knows what he's talking about.
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#27
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so 2 to the 32nd power?
4294967296


Spot on. Just as soon as I can think of a way to fit them all into my flat.
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#32
Hang on, when you say as many women as you like, does that mean spread across a long period of time of simultaneously?
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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
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#33
WTF u didn't say @ once!!!

Maybe 4. one could sit on my face, the other on my 8=====} and then one for each hand.


YEAH!!!!!!
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#37
I can't see how you'd ever need more than 3 and even that is excessive.
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#40
i only have love for one
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