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#1
Pit...I humbly request your collective services
I finally got my very long overdue pay rise. My monthly wage is about twice what it used to be. Problem being, i dont have any use for this money. Ive already spent quite a bit of it. Ive got about £800 on my hands that i dont know what to do with.

Ideas?
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#2
here, i'll give you my address and you can send it to me...
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#10
you could buy me a keyboard capable of typing a "£" without using copy/paste.
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#11
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BASTARD! I thought that was gone...

Oh by the way people, Im a bastard myself. Im not the charitable sort. Id rather spend money on something completely useless and ludicrous than actually put it to good use...
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#12
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BASTARD! I thought that was gone...

Oh by the way people, Im a bastard myself. Im not the charitable sort. Id rather spend money on something completely useless and ludicrous than actually put it to good use...


buy a couple of DVD rewinders then

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#13
DVD Rewinders you say...id rather buy something to use them for skeet shooting...and a rifle
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#14
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BASTARD! I thought that was gone...

Oh by the way people, Im a bastard myself. Im not the charitable sort. Id rather spend money on something completely useless and ludicrous than actually put it to good use...


Take up smoking.
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#15
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DVD Rewinders you say...id rather buy something to use them for skeet shooting...and a rifle


and you need our suggestions, why? just do that.

btw, how many dollars are in a pound?
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#17
Lap Dance
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#18
buy a better username
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#19
Its not far off the same amount. So it doesnt really make a difference. Come on, ludicrous suggestions please people

EDIT: Orion...we have a winner. If i can find a lapdancing club in this city...i shall congratulate you
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#20
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Just the 1


near enough now

its 1.47 according to XE
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#21
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and you need our suggestions, why? just do that.

btw, how many dollars are in a pound?

1 with this current economic slump
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Jackson RRX10D
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#22
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#24
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Ive been pondering taking up the dulcimer since about...an hour ago. I think you may be onto something. Ok so lap dance and dulcimer...
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#25
appalachian or hammered dulcimer?
maybe a lap steel guitar

or hookers
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#26
Become a chain smoking alcoholic and buy only the most expensive liquor. Or start wearing clothes only once and then throwing them away.
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#27
Im already well on my way to being an alcoholic. I already drink the moderately expensive stuff. Well....for a 20 year old anyway. As for dulcimers...i havent the foggiest
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#28
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Its not far off the same amount. So it doesnt really make a difference. Come on, ludicrous suggestions please people


awesome. America FTW! or a close second.


okay, here's what you need to do. buy a whole bunch of pink flamingo lawn ornaments, and put santa hats on them. i've seen lots of penguin ornaments this holiday season, and it bothers me. penguins are from the south pole. if people are going to fail at christmas decorations, they should at least do it with some style, or more extreme tacky exuberance. hence the flamingoes.
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#29
boats and hoes
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#30
Im thinking an ice cream truck covered with human skulls but boats and hoes sounds like a decent plan too.
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#31
SAVE IT dude, trust me. Never blow money just because you have it, because there may come a time (sooner than you think) when your income disappears, and you're going to wish you had saved the money for when you actually need it. I learned that lesson the hard way. Sure, spend some, but put a good %80 of it in savings. You'll be really glad you did. Even if an emergency doesn't come up, and you're savings account is crazy, it will be building more and more interest.

Seriously, there is no reason to spend money just because it's there. TRUST ME. God I wish someone had told me this lol.
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#32
Yes but this is in celebration of my new pay rise. Ive been waiting 3 years to get it so i think i deserve to celebrate. Im going to be sensible NEXT YEAR.
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#33
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Save it...?

this

you may need it for the future.

or save half, spend half...
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#35
roll it up into a ball and **** yourself with it
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#36
\thread...
Cram your weed up your cram hole sir.
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#40
Holy crap. Thats actuallty a good idea. Not the ducks, i like ducks. A bass. I mean i suck at guitar. I really do.
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