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I don't know if this was done before so if it was just ridicule and shame me until I either commit suicide or delete the thread.

How would you survive the Zombie Apocalypse?


Example...
#3
Even though I read the guide, you don't need it when Leon S. Mother****ing Kennedy is your sidekick.
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#4
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I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.
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#6
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If you survived, why would you need last words?


It's just in case you die. You don't want to be caught and eaten by the zombie horde and end up not being able to think of something to say.
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If you survived, why would you need last words?


and wouldn't that sidekick distract you from killing zombies? not that i disagree with your choice, just wondering...
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and wouldn't that sidekick distract you from killing zombies? not that i disagree with your choice, just wondering...


She looks like she could handle a gun and she matches the bike.
#10
Hmm.
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It's just in case you die. You don't want to be caught and eaten by the zombie horde and end up not being able to think of something to say.


I don't know. I think spontaneity would be good. You'd be remembered if you were caught be zombies, and the last thing anyone ever heard you say was,
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
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#13
I'll take a sidekick..
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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reserved ?
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'Show me where you're mother lives!'

See if that puts her off.

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*reserved*

EDIT: Ah nevermind I'm not giving up any of my zombie plans to the internet.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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maybe i'm naive (i'd bet money on it), but i don't see the point of reserving. by the time any of you think of something good this topic will have died, or it will have many pages and everyone will skip over you to go to page 5, etc.
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Trefellin, this looks like the most kickass thread ever.


I didn't make it up though. I saw it somewhere else and carried it here... Like a man carrying the zombie virus going to the hospital where more people will be infected.
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Couldnt be arsed to find the photos. Use you imagination.


Carbine? Machete? You've read Max Brooks, you cheat!
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Carbine? Machete? You've read Max Brooks, you cheat!


No...That wasn't me...

<_<

>_>


*Runs out of thread*
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Primary weapon: Rocket-propelled chainsaw
Secondary: Water pistol for when i need teh drinkz
Vehicle: Transformer, what else?
Protection: Happy tampon, so rare the zombies will turn the other way
Anthem: Meh, why not?
Sidekick: Ill breed them and when they get old i can use them pointy balls of hell
Stronghold: Its pointless unless im in the location i picked
Location: Area 51 (hence the pointless stronghold)
Last words: First half of the f-word


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

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"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

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Carbine? Machete? You've read Max Brooks, you cheat!

havent we all ?
Quote by Saint of Steel
When you're climaxing shout:


'Show me where you're mother lives!'

See if that puts her off.

KMFDM FAN CLUB

Quote by Sabu
Get some 80s porn, you laugh a little, you jizz a little, it's a fun time.
#25
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Actually, Fall Out Boy would make an excellent diversion. They are entirely expendable and zombies would follow the fat one for miles.
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This question was once posed on another forum I frequent.

I made the following. Everything in it is functional, but my Extrema was being dipped and my Accuracy International AW was in my other cabinet...and...just arsed to get it out.

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valdean just won the thread with his HHNNGGGHH reference.
I bestow upon you golfclapz.
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Primary Weapon: An M16 with a M203PI (Attachable Grenade Launcher)
Secondary Weapon: SMG II
Vehicle: Jeep Hurricane
Armor: Bullet Proof Vest (Dick Cheney is my sidekick )
Battle Anthem: A Light From Above - Black Tide
Side Kick: Dick Cheney
Stronghold: Underground House
Location: NW Indiana
Last Words: **** SALT!!!

Gear:
Epiphone Archtop Dot
Ibanez RG120
Peavey ValveKing 112
Dunlop Crybaby
Boss Distortion Ds-1
MXR Carbon Copy
Rocktron Banshee Talk box
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This question was once posed on another forum I frequent.

I made the following. Everything in it is functional, but my Extrema was being dipped and my Accuracy International AW was in my other cabinet...and...just arsed to get it out.


You SERIOUSLY need to get laid.

EDIT: Ok, you're into clay pigeon shooting, that's fair enough
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*updated*

You sure this isn't your seconddary weapon?
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You sure this isn't your seconddary weapon?


Has that guy got... cigarettes up his arse?
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#36
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Has that guy got... cigarettes up his arse?

It's a girl...snapping sticks with her ass...
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You SERIOUSLY need to get laid.

EDIT: Ok, you're into clay pigeon shooting, that's fair enough


I'm married dude, which means I kinda have it on tap and of the special variety (see Avatar).

Also, that is a Winchester L1200 pump, not a Clayshooting tool Clayshooting would be done with my Beretta 686 or my Browning 525. The Beretta Extrema is a multishot semi auto, which I use for various things (clays to fowl to foxes). The large rifle to the left laying down, is a K98 Mauser actioned Match Target rifle, that I shoot out to 1000 yards. The sexy grey one, is a Ruger 1022 TNZ, one of only 62 to be imported into the UK .22LR, which mainly see's action on rabbits etc. I won't talk about the Glock 17. Genuine WWII Gurkha Kukri, carbon steel Katana ( ie, not a display toy that will snap if swung) and so on. The Accuracy International AW I have, is my F Class (free sytle) target rifle, out to 1200 yards in .338 Lapua Magnum and has also done double duty on deer and Wild Boar. Also not in the image is my Anshutz 1813 .22LR match rifle, which is in bits being refinished.

Would this help against Zombies?

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It's a girl...snapping sticks with her ass...


my crotch destroys suns. What does that have to do with anything?
#39
Paintball jerseys are pretty hard to rip, so they might be hard to bite as well. A marker is no good against a zombie though...
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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