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#3
Brian May always used a quarter. FAIL.
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#8
i've used a key

and a couple of pokemon cards i taped together

and after watching metalocalypse and seeing William Murderface play a bass solo with his wang, i tried strumming my guitar with it


It didn't work
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
Last edited by CG Man16 at Dec 23, 2008,
#9
A banana.
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cakemonster..you are truly my hero
HONK
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HONK!I like your cake.
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And Cakeface, why didn't you sig my

HONK!

from that other thread?


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I can't stand it any longer.


HONK


Honk if you love cake! HONK!!
#10
i got a gray pick... But then the pick gnomes came And took all my picks
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

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Dude, I think I would know, Trivium invented Thrash, Metallica are lucky they got as far as they did piggy-backing off of Trivium's signature style.
#12
I used an ice cream bar to play Jump in the Fire
Equipment
Ibanez RGT42FX
Takamine G406S
Randall RG100G3
Digitech Metal Master
#14
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i got a gray pick... But then the pick gnomes came And took all my picks



don't u just hate it when that happens
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#15
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i got a gray pick... But then the pick gnomes came And took all my picks


damn those pick gnomes
#17
I use my fingers


Bass FTW!
UG POKER!
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#19
I always found Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo an odd way to pick.

Quote by CG Man16
and after watching metalocalypse and seeing William Murderface play a bass solo with his wang, i tried strumming my guitar with it

How did you get ahold of Murderface's wang?
Demolition hands.... Got 'em!
#21
and a couple of pokemon cards i taped together

Serrrriously? I've done the same thing!!

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By reading this magnificently and wonderful, adjective-filled signature, you have just wasted approximately 7 seconds of your life.
#22
1 gigabyte PSP memory stick duo.
Here's my Youtube channel.
I play guitar and video games on it.
You're more than welcome to check it out.

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#23
I had a school performance about a month ago, which was getting assessed, and I realized I didn't bring a pick to school. Needless to say, I cut a pick-like shape out of my maths folder (which didn't go down too well the next day).

It worked fine..
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#24
Quote by CG Man16
i've used a key

and a couple of pokemon cards i taped together

and after watching metalocalypse and seeing William Murderface play a bass solo with his wang, i tried strumming my guitar with it
It didn't work

It works quite well. In fact, Fall Out Boy has it's dick play bass in every concert.
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Why do you hate America?
#25
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i also forgot:

a tazo,
o whatever thay are named in other countries

you played a guitar with iced tea?
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#26
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I always found Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo an odd way to pick.


How did you get ahold of Murderface's wang?

lol

connections man, connections
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#27
Quote by 2 15/16
It works quite well. In fact, Fall Out Boy has it's dick play bass in every concert.

it works if you don't give a **** which notes you hit
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#30
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i used a search bar. You should try one.

they pick reeeaalll smooth
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#31
My penis.


Wait what?
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#32
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My penis.


Wait what?

already been mentioned son
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#33
I was gonna post a pic, but it didn't work out.

I typed "finger" on Altavista image search.

fap

Okay, I'm back.

Acoustic finger-picking=awesome
Bluegrass Rocks

CYNONYTE!

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People only come here to get sigged anyway


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Rats, I thought someone would sig it and make me famous...

it was going to be my big break

#34
Quote by frozen_soul
you played a guitar with iced tea?



noo, but once i used a cookie with my acoustic guitar...

it really was a mess...


o and by tazo,
i mean pogs,
i guess you played with them as a kid?
#35
Drill.
My ass.
Pen.
Penis.
Paper.
Piece of acryllic plastic.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#36
I dont like picks to much.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#39
i taped like 5 straws together and cut the ends so it worked kinda like those jellyfish picks (anyone seen those?)
"Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?" - Jack Black

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my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#40
I thought that this would be about weird picking styles, like how Marty Friedman does it.
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