#1
Well I ride a bmx and theres some street obstacles at the local school like stairs and whatever anyway there was this seat about a foot high and i thought i could bunny hop over it so i did however it didnt come off as smoothly as I'd planned.

you see there was a roof over the bench a shelter type thing and in mid flight my head made contact with said roof.
luckily for me i was wearing my trusty ol stack hat.

so let this be a lesson to you all wear helmets they save lives especially the lives of idiots like me.

if i hadnt been wearing the helmet i may have got serious brain damage or at leas one huge ass bruise on my head.
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#6
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Well I ride a bmx and theres some street obstacles at the local school like stairs and whatever anyway there was this seat about a foot high and i thought i could bunny hop over it so i did however it didnt come off as smoothly as I'd planned.

you see there was a roof over the bench a shelter type thing and in mid flight my head made contact with said roof.
luckily for me i was wearing my trusty ol stack hat.

so let this be a lesson to you all wear helmets they save lives especially the lives of idiots like me.

if i hadnt been wearing the helmet i may have got serious brain damage or at leas one huge ass bruise on my head.


i've done that on GTA Vice city. except i use a PCJ 600 and can jump over two buildings. pwnd. (do people say "pwnd" in the pit, or did i just post the dumbest thing of my life?)

edit: dan says "pwnd" in the pit. please ignore my parenthetical question. and yes, i realize i could have just deleted that question. i prefer this way, in which i type a bunch of irelevant stuff that wastes your time. go practice your instrument if you don't like it.
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#8
pics or GTFO


sorry no picks i didnt have anyone filmin it when it happened

Why does every person named Dan insist on being called Dan the Man?


i dont its just what others call me and it kind of sticks
hey its better than being called dan the woman
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#9
Why, in the name of raptor jesus, would you jump a bench, with a roof over it?

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sorry no picks i didnt have anyone filmin it when it happened


i dont its just what others call me and it kind of sticks
hey its better than being called dan the woman


I have a better name:

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#11
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luckily for me i was wearing my trusty ol stack hat.


Same
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#13
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Why does every person named Dan insist on being called Dan the Man? I have yet to meet one who doesn't.


I definitely do not, thank you very much.
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Why does every person named Dan insist on being called Dan the Man? I have yet to meet one who doesn't.


Ban the Dan for his Clan of spam?
#17
haven't skated since I ****ed up my foot, but actually I like the feeling when you hit your head hard and then get confused for a second
#18
where i live if we wanna ride bikes right now they have to have a track and skis


so i dont know where you live, but at least you can bike.