#1
tomorrow im planning on getting something for my father figure. he likes cars, working, and beer. that's it. last year i got him a huge case of motor oil and he was the happiest man ever.
you name it pit, what should i get him?
#5
a card that says "i didnt bother to buy you a gift until christmas eve and then i went and asked abunch of online folk what i should get you"
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#7
FATHEAD.

of, Alexander Keith.
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#9
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a card that says "i didnt bother to buy you a gift until christmas eve and then i went and asked abunch of online folk what i should get you"

do they make that?
#12
Get him a case of motor oil.

Clean the containers, sterilize them, make them completely clean.

Fill said containers with beer.

Results: A very merry Christmas for your dad.
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#14
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a new tool set and a 6 pack?


This, too. Or a belt that holds beer. A tool belt that holds beer.
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#15
Judging by what I've heard so far, NASCAR tickets.
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#18
Go simple. You can't argue with a six pack of beer. Good beer though, not American sh*t. Get yourself some Corona or Guinness.
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#19
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Go simple. You can't argue with a six pack of beer. Good beer though, not American sh*t. Get yourself some Corona or Guinness.

coronas lama piss
get that man some import 'fat tire'
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Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
Fail town, population you


When God said "Let there be light", Joey Jordison said "Say please".

Man is a universe within himself
Bob Marley
Pox!
#20
a wireless blowj0b dispenser
I like to leave the teabag in

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#21
buy him a old junker mopar so he can fix it up. every mans dream is to own his own muscle car
#22
A car which runs on beer.
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#24
mkay this always hits home for a father:
1. Say its in your hand.
2. Go and place your hand above his so that you could drop it.
3. instead of dropping something gay like a ring in his hand you faggot, just hold hands with him.
4. keep holding hands with your father.
5. smile at his face
6. keep holding hands with your father
7. say 'merry christ-mas dad'
8. i dunno, i just thought holding hands would do the trick.
9. clog the toilet and blame it on your old man, they always love it when their wife thinks their man can poo!
10. skip step 9, (if you're doing the steps as you go, just say that you were kidding, it was your fault)
11. BUSTA MOVE!
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