#3
I am so hard right now...
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#5
i almost clicked on that before i read it. i'm sure i just dodged a very hairy, unappealing internet bullet. phew...
Quote by Joetime
Every time I masturbate it feels like I'm committing a small scale infanticide. Feels cool.
#6
Quote by psychogel
i almost clicked on that before i read it. i'm sure i just dodged a very hairy, unappealing internet bullet. phew...


Doubt it, we can't link to porn on UG.
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


Click me, or I'll die.


# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
#7
Quote by Bushinarin
Doubt it, we can't link to porn on UG.


*still not going to check the accuracy of that statement*
Quote by Joetime
Every time I masturbate it feels like I'm committing a small scale infanticide. Feels cool.
#8
Quote by psychogel
i almost clicked on that before i read it. i'm sure i just dodged a very hairy, unappealing internet bullet. phew...


It's actually really funny... I'm currently enjoying their selection of random facts. This site is ridiculously delicious.
#9
Quote by Hakanku
I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.
#17
That's just fantastic
Quote by sneyob
Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


Quote by Bmm386

There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#22
That was ****ing hot.
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What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#23
lol you should have put that on you laugh you lose....
"You've got to trust your instinct
And let go of regret
You've got to bet on yourself now star
'Cause that's your best bet" - 311