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I did one of these threads on another forum for Thanksgiving and it went over pretty well. I was just complaining about how The Pit lacks originality and cleverness. So I'm going to force it out of you all. Christmas, Chanukah (and Kwanzaa?) puns mainly, but any comment witty and holiday-related is permitted. No memes. -_-

Hopefully 'yule' all catch on.

EDIT: Pagan stuff counts too.
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#2
How does santa work his garden???
With his ho ho ho!!!!!

What do you call a jewish fish?????
Yom Kipper!!!!

EDIT:

Santa is like a woman, he always has atleast three 'Ho's'!!!
Last edited by qsceszxdwa at Dec 24, 2008,
#3
Quote by primusfan
I did one of these threads on another forum for Thanksgiving and it went over pretty well. I was just complaining about how The Pit lacks originality and cleverness. So I'm going to force it out of you all. Christmas, Chanukah (and Kwanzaa?) puns mainly, but any comment witty and holiday-related is permitted. No memes. -_-

Hopefully 'yule' all catch on.

EDIT: Pagan stuff counts too.


Itreewutudidthere
#5
Quote by TheMidasTouch
Itreewutudidthere


Oh, you 'sleigh' me ...
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#8
Quote by TheMidasTouch
you snow it


damn it, that sucked


No, no! You raise a good point-settia.

... now THAT one sucked. It's ok we can redeem ourselves!
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#10
Quote by primusfan
No, no! You raise a good point-settia.

... now THAT one sucked. It's ok we can redeem ourselves!

I present to you all a plan. Well I don't, I just wanted to join in

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#11
Quote by imdeth
Oh deer...




Perhaps you are right. I'm going to inspect the Forum Rules and Guidelines. Surely there is 'Claus' in which bad puns are grounds for banishment.
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#13
Quote by primusfan


Perhaps you are right. I'm going to inspect the Forum Rules and Guidelines. Surely there is 'Claus' in which bad puns are grounds for banishment.


Oh man, you're breaking my baubles.
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Eh...I love puns. I can't think of any, iot's 7 in the morning

I'm distraught so i'll sing what we sang in primary school..

Jingle bells Bat man smells, robin flew away!
The batmobile lost a wheel and flew in to the Tay! (...a river here...)

>.>

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#16
Quote by imdeth
Oh man, you're breaking my baubles.


Not trying to toot my own horn-ament here, I'm just that good.
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#17
Quote by primusfan


Perhaps you are right. I'm going to inspect the Forum Rules and Guidelines. Surely there is 'Claus' in which bad puns are grounds for banishment.


Banalishment, surely

...

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#19
Quote by TheMidasTouch
Well, be careful that kind of talk will 'star' a fight


Fighting? It's only natural. Toys will be toys.
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#21
Scottish Winter Solstice - it's the Solstice with the mostess
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#22
Quote by TheMidasTouch
Yes indeed. We don't need them to start to 'bow' up at each other though.


Peace really is a 'Hallmark' of the season. If we allow this use of fists, what comes next? Pakistan launching a 'mistletoe' India?
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#23
So I was enjoying this thread but then had to step outside because apparently, I'm 'claus'trophobic.

Hi!

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#24
That would break the Silent Night and probably some kind of peace on Earth treaty.
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#25
Quote by la bamba
So I was enjoying this thread but then had to step outside because apparently, I'm 'claus'trophobic.



la bamba! You still have the Spidey avatar! How did I remember that?! Wow. I'm getting all worked up. I need to 'b-wreath' deeply and slow my heart rate.
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#28
Quote by ortrigger
That would break the Silent Night and probably some kind of peace on Earth treaty.



You'd think so, but I'm just your regular b'icycle' riding college student.
Hi!

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#29
Quote by la bamba
You'd think so, but I'm just your regular b'icycle' riding college student.

really? Pie am too.
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#30
Quote by primusfan
la bamba! You still have the Spidey avatar! How did I remember that?! Wow. I'm getting all worked up. I need to 'b-wreath' deeply and slow my heart rate.


When Spidey's around, It's always a Wonderful Life
Hi!

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#33
Quote by imdeth
We don't 'mince' around.


We get right to the meat of the matter
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#34
Quote by Ledforthehead
you guys are like butter

your on a roll


I find your disregard for the rules to be disrespectful and Rudolph.
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#36
Quote by primusfan
I find your disregard for the rules to be disrespectful and Rudolph.


That got me for the night
#37
Quote by primusfan
I find your disregard for the rules to be disrespectful and Rudolph.



I find your American Jingoilism to be disrespectful and rude.
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#38
Quote by meh!
I find your American Jingoilism to be disrespectful and rude.



That pun stinks to high heaven. Plain horse Menorah.
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you wouldn't know horse Menorah if it burned you like a candle.
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