#2
"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Clause."

Oh wait, that's not a mainstream song.

It's an indie autobiographical song.


Written by a sad, disturbed boy who grew up to fear Christmas.


And oh wait, that was me.

#4
Jingle Bombs is a good one.
bands/artists I've seen: Protest the Hero, LIGHTS, Andrew Bird, Flight of the Conchords, Incubus, Nine Inch Nails, Between the Buried and Me, Guthrie Govan, Cynic, The Devin Townsend Project, Scale the Summit, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Darkest Hour
#5
Dick The Horse - Adam Hills
It's an Australian thing =P
Quotes from other UGers in your signatures that talk about how good you are suck donkey schlong.
#8
Leroy the Redneck Reindeer- Joe Diffie
Bluegrass Rocks

CYNONYTE!

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People only come here to get sigged anyway


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Rats, I thought someone would sig it and make me famous...

it was going to be my big break

#10
**** Christmas

The Chanukah Song is where its at.
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Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


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There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#13
Check out Bob Rivers, he's got some fun parodies like Jingle Hells Bells, I Am Santa Clause, and Sled Zeppelin.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#14
Christmas My Arse by Ricky Tomlinson. It gets a giggle out of me.
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You have the most awesome username ever. I am not worthy.


Timendi causa est nescire

#15
Just about everything on a metal Christmas and a headbanging new year.
I am me. Live with it.