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#1
do you prefer to fap right when you wake up or right before you go to sleep?


sometimes i do both..but i prefer to fap before i got to sleep.....yeah
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#2
wheres the both option?
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#4
ahh damn..sorry


for the both option just put the one you do most
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#5
Just got done.

Night.
I can't stay hard in the morning, and usually its because I have to piss super bad.
#6
I never do it in the morning, that's extremely perverted, so I do it any chance I can find during the day/night/morning.
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#7
Your mom must be busy man

I usually do it before I go to sleep... And I have no idea why I should be telling you this. Bad man.
#8
I would probably pass out if I did it right after waking up. I can't possibly stay awake and alert if I wake up and stay in bed. I refuse to do it anywhere else as well, so it's not to be I guess.
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#9
my threads are bringing me laughs..and to thing i logged on depressed..haha
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#11
I have no time in the morning.

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#13
I prefer random times throughout the day. Keeps it spontaneous
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#14
does anyone else find it almost impossible to knock one out in the shower?
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#15
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I prefer random times throughout the day. Keeps it spontaneous

Spontaneous fapping? What, did your wang complain of your relationship getting stale lately? Way to spice it up Casanova.
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#16
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does anyone else find it almost impossible to knock one out in the shower?

Seconded, how do people do it?

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#17
so im only assuming the term 'fap' means to: jerk it, beat off... ive never used the term fap in all honesty. im i the only one? like truly ive never heard that til now, odd
#18
I have no time in the morning and I'm tired at night. Is there no solution??!!
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#19
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so im only assuming the term 'fap' means to: jerk it, beat off... ive never used the term fap in all honesty. im i the only one? like truly ive never heard that til now, odd

Yeaah, it means that. I hadn't seen it either until I registered on UG.

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#20
i usually take a day or two or three off then do both

why did you want to know this anyway?

EDIT: to the above posts, i find it takes a much longer time in the shower...perhaps because i'm not watching porn in there?
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#21
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Seconded, how do people do it?



back in my more youthful days i did it twice


what i had to do is start before i got in the shower...and get to the point where i wanted to...knock it out...


it would still take a good 5 minutes for what was 5 seconds from being completed
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#22
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back in my more youthful days i did it twice


what i had to do is start before i got in the shower...and get to the point where i wanted to...knock it out...


it would still take a good 5 minutes for what was 5 seconds from being completed

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#23
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i usually take a day or two or three off then do both

why did you want to know this anyway?



im bored and i havent made addicting awkward threads in forever
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#24
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why thats what you did?

explain please?


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#25
Your golden retriever.

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#26
Shower fapping isnt really that hard....for me at least, why is it so damn hard for everyone else?

Mostly at night for me.

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#27
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Shower fapping isnt really that hard....for me at least, why is it so damn hard for everyone else?

Mostly at night for me.



what is your secret..its ****ing impossible!


maybe you are just sensitive or jump the gun easily..or something
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#28
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what is your secret..its ****ing impossible!


maybe you are just sensitive or jump the gun easily..or something


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#29
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Biceps.

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you obviously never saw the thread i made on different techniques that are economic and stuff...
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#30
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I usually do it before I go to sleep... And I have no idea why I should be telling you this. Bad man.


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#31
You guys need to fap in the morning more
nothing like getting a quick one out before school starts

a girl I know does it in the afternoon
weird..
(omg I know a girl? She faps? Wtf)
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#32
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You guys need to fap in the morning more
nothing like getting a quick one out before school starts

a girl I know does it in the afternoon
weird..
(omg I know a girl? She faps? Wtf)



girls shick i believe...fapping is an all male sport
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#33
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You guys need to fap in the morning more
nothing like getting a quick one out before school starts

a girl I know does it in the afternoon
weird..
(omg I know a girl? She faps? Wtf)


LOL every girl ive known has admitted to fapping

and at night, helps me sleep
#35
wtf your mom said i was her second........................ ?anyways mostly night cus my bro works graveyard but i always wake up with morning wood and its hard to not fap, but wen ido it feels grrrrrrrrrrrreat
#36
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wtf your mom said i was her second........................ ?anyways mostly night cus my bro works graveyard but i always wake up with morning wood and its hard to not fap, but wen ido it feels grrrrrrrrrrrreat



YES! HAHAH
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#37
I set my alarm clock for three in the morning so I can wake up, fap, and then go back to sleep.

So..both?
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#38
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I set my alarm clock for three in the morning so I can wake up, fap, and then go back to sleep.

So..both?



that works for me i guess...just mark it down for my mom..everyone else is...
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#39
At night.
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#40
now i know why whats his name wrote that song "i wear my sunglasses at night"


he wore them so he wouldnt get blasted in the eyes by a night fapper
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