#1
"Joan was quizzical; Studies metaphysical
Science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"

But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.
Teacher gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene,

She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o.."

But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one."
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o.

But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead.

Whoa, oh, oh Silver hammer,"


and...well I relate. When I was 7 of maybe ten or something when I got angry (we all get angry right?) I had fantasies of killing people that did me wrong. Like I would imagine getting into a fight with them and me winning over them.

Of course I never acted on those, and i'm past that stage now.

I just wondered if the like of us (and since we ahve fantasises and all) had these violent thoughts when we were younger?

and it's not that I watched too much action films, it was kind of hard-wired. Human nature, perhaps?
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#4
yes.

whenever i sat next to someone on a bus or something like that i then had an urge to hit them.

i got other it though.
#5
I hate Paul McCartney and often fantasize about performing this song for him.

..If you know what I mean.
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#6
yea i still get em lol
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#7
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#9
the guy aboves a jerk
yeah, i thought that as well. its just human nature not action films(kinda) i guessed i learned about killing before the actual affects of it more than just not seeing that person anymore. a bit of a bigger concept to grasp for a 6 year old than just not seeing someone, so i dont think action films had that much to do with
#10
It's still slightly disturbing to realize that if I was provoked enough and had a weapon in my hand, I probably would have killed someone.


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hehe
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#12
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yes.

whenever i sat next to someone on a bus or something like that i then had an urge to hit them.

i got other it though.


haha, yea i get that stuff too. like an urge to do the most inappropriate thing possible...
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#13
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