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#1
i have found out that if you make a cult or religion with at least over 200 members you can apply for religious holidays (the more members the more holiday)! so i thought where can i find over 200 people dumb enough to agree with my bull****..... THE PIT! so here i am list your name here also you get ranks in this religion like scientology . anyway ill be posting up info and readings from our holy book if i get enough members to join.

post

your username believes (*)

*put which number you are to make it easier to count. so first post will be 1 second 2 third 3 and so on.

please do not be offended this is not meant to be offensive in the slightest

ill be updating the ranking list


1. wigzwamz - god of fapitianity
2. zero-harman - archbishop of fap land major
3. Haedadru - archbishop of fap land minor
4. demonikk - bishop of fap major
5. JAMSRS - bishop of fap minor
6. saphrax - bishop of coming major
7. wheatmore - bishop of coming minor
8. floyd93 - chief ejaculator
9. Robbbbb - vice ejaculator
10. halvies - chief minister of fap
11. Plaeghdraeger - chief jizzer of fap land major
12. noxiosTheReturn - chief jizzer of fap land minor
13. Jhardcore - vice minister of fap
14. PETERFKNPARKER - high priest of come
15. fret-less - low priest of come
16. blackflag49 - high priest of boner of fap land major
17. toofast -low priest of boner of fap land minor
18. Laces Out Danny - long lost illegitemate child of come god and high minister of erections
19. bowlerhatlizard - high jizz priest of fap land major
20. Simsimius - low jizz priest of fap land minor
21. newbie08 - head jizzer of the fapitiananian empire
22. -xCaMRocKx- - vice head jizzer of the fapitiananian empire
23. Robbo1422 - high come master of the fapitiananian empire
24. Spooni_Shaq - low come master of the fapitiananian empire
25. Clownocaster#1 -high master comer of the fapitiananian empire
26. morciu - low master comer of the fapitiananian empire
27. ShadesOfNight - fapitarian messiah
28. Gord@k - fapitarian prophet
29. RHCPROCK! - fapitarian prophet
30. jesus the strat - fapitarian abbott of fap land major
31. rosss - fapitarian abbott of fap land minor


also when we turn into an extremist cult or religion ill put up military ranks


lol jokes
Quote by Vauxite
Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
Last edited by wigzwamz at Dec 24, 2008,
#2
In! I need a holiday. The Church of Fap ftw.

I guess I'm number 1 bitches, I stake my claim as Priest Preferati, so I'm in second in command n00bs.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#3
Quote by Zero-Hartman
In! I need a holiday. The Church of Fap ftw.



your meant to say

zerohartman believer (1)
Quote by Vauxite
Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
#4
Hell im third, so im third in charge! im Priest of coming
i believe in church of fap!
3. Haedadru
Last edited by Haedadru at Dec 24, 2008,
#5
DEMONIKK BELIEVES 3

Every day should be a holiday, and church of fap is ticking all the right boxes

Also, I isn't not dumb
ohai little sig.
#8
Quote by wigzwamz
your meant to say

zerohartman believer (1)

Sorry mate, got a little ahead of myself.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#9
wheatmore believes


6!!!!!!!!
Lady Gaga if you're out there, i don't care if you have a penis or not, i will marry you
#10
I Believe

7
Quote by PiNk_ThE_pUnK
It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#11
Robbbbb believes 8! Any way for another day off
I'LL ALWAYS NEED THIS
I'LL ALWAYS NEED YOU
#14
Chief ejaculator! **** yeah!

We need to put our titles in our sigs.
Quote by PiNk_ThE_pUnK
It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#15
Plaeghdraeger believes 10
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#16
Quote by AVA_Plus44_182
Wut's rong wit Jebus?

Nothing, but with this shizzle you get another holiday.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#17
Quote by AVA_Plus44_182
Wut's rong wit Jebus?

Whats wrong with GETTING ANOTHER HOLIDAY DAMMIT
i joke, please believe ;[
I'LL ALWAYS NEED THIS
I'LL ALWAYS NEED YOU
#18
noxiosTheReturn believes (11)
Quote by dointime024
I stole a pair of my friend's mother's panties. They were clean so it was rather dissapointing when I took a wiff.
#19
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Nothing, but with this shizzle you get another holiday.

But it's religiously offensive to the Muzzlims.
#20
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Nothing, but with this shizzle you get another holiday.



it's not shizzle! be careful or ill de-mote you to come-clearer-upper because i can
Quote by Vauxite
Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
#21
Quote by AVA_Plus44_182
But it's religiously offensive to the Muzzlims.

We can integrate.

Edit: Sorry master When I say shizzle, I meant Master Plan.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#23
I Believe Ffs!
Edit: What happened to my caps?
Gear:
ESP LTD EC-401FM STB
Ibanez AR307
Bugera Infinium 333XL
London City Bulldog
Line 6 Pod HD 300
Digitech Digiverb
Wishlist:
Pedalboard
#24
Fapianity is amazing. I am grateful for it.

Jizzlam is another clever name.
Quote by PiNk_ThE_pUnK
It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
Last edited by Floyd93 at Dec 24, 2008,
#25
Quote by AVA_Plus44_182
But it's religiously offensive to the Muzzlims.



if you dont know whats wrong with jebus get the **** off my thread bitch!
Quote by Vauxite
Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
#26
Quote by Robbbbb
Whats wrong with GETTING ANOTHER HOLIDAY DAMMIT

We all need to work hard to fix the broken economy that is broken and is making the recession and low prices.
#27
peterfknparker beleives! 14?

make me something rl good so i can pwn

pwn bishop of fap land?
MY DESIGN/PHOTOGRAPHY TUMBLR
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If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
Last edited by PETERFKNPARKER at Dec 24, 2008,
#28
Fret-less Believes! 10 (I think as number 10 I should get the spot of "High priest of the mighty Boner" or something cool like that, feel free to get creative)
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fret-less is wrong on most of his other points though. And he's an idiot.
Quote by Mr Lincolnlogs
Whos penis is small? fret-less's

FREE COREYSMONSTER! I'm not changing this until you RE-BAN CoreysMonster forever.
(He was mean to me once, and I'm a petty man)
#30
Quote by wigzwamz
if you dont know whats wrong with jebus get the **** off my thread bitch!

You have to welcome people into your clubs with hugs and love, not guns and hate.
#31
In.
EDIT: TooFast believes.
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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#32
I'm in
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#33
Quote by AVA_Plus44_182
You have to welcome people into your clubs with hugs and love, not guns and hate.


As a high-ranking member of a large religion, I say we destroy everything we don't understand.
Quote by PiNk_ThE_pUnK
It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#34
Quote by fret-less
Fret-less Believes! 10 (I think as number 10 I should get the spot of "High priest of the mighty Boner" or something cool like that, feel free to get creative)


FREDIT:Ooops, I read it all before posting, I guess I'm # 14 now, so I now want the position "Sex Master Cardinol of the High Boner-Erecticus"
Quote by Meths

fret-less is wrong on most of his other points though. And he's an idiot.
Quote by Mr Lincolnlogs
Whos penis is small? fret-less's

FREE COREYSMONSTER! I'm not changing this until you RE-BAN CoreysMonster forever.
(He was mean to me once, and I'm a petty man)
#35
hey...it's been done...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#36
bowlerhatlizard

14 fourteen

w00t religious holidays!
Hack up her body, put it in plastic bags, and dump it in the woods. This will get you a laugh 9 times out of 10.


So, how are your iPods and your games, and your $200 jeans this Christmas. I got a ceramic horse.

Exo M6

OWNED
Last edited by bowlerhatlizard at Dec 24, 2008,
#37
Quote by Floyd93
As a high-ranking member of a large religion, I say we destroy everything we don't understand.

As Bishop of Fap Major I second this motion
ohai little sig.
#38
Quote by Floyd93
As a high-ranking member of a large religion, I say we destroy everything we don't understand.

That's the bit you say after you gather a following that actually matters a damn.
#39
WAIIIIT HOLD UP

can we beleive in christmas too so that we can get crimbo holidays as well as fap holidays?
MY DESIGN/PHOTOGRAPHY TUMBLR
Quote by SEALSniper1152

If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
#40
Quote by Floyd93
As a high-ranking member of a large religion, I say we destroy everything we don't understand.



As Bishop of Fap Minor, I third that